orz ... if yes to both questions, then pleaze sharez yorz horrorz or hum sup storiez ... anything goez. Some ideas to get you started ... come out bathroom don't wear clothes lar, exercise nude lar, ah pek stare out of window lar, funny pee color in lift lar, etc.
Here's one story from meez (true one horz)

The other day hor I go kitchen wash hands lor (eh dun think hum sup horz, I neber do anything before .. u know wat I mean). The kitchen window windy mahz, so I jus look out a while to enjoy wind while breaking wind lorz. Then got 1 woman like 20s come out of bathroom, go to living room, then she look at me and smile for a few secs. Dunno why and dun understand orso. I feel beri creepy lorz, so faster wash hands then cha boat from kitchen. scared
