I am going to prison soon...

• Kevin-1982

  4 Dec 03, 18:45

  Hi people of Bar forum,this might be my last post coz the mata visited my hse juz now.Two officers from the STAR team came in full battle order(Kevlar,MP5 etc) with a warrant for my arrest.Well,guys will always be guys,I can tell that they are very horny guys-being deprived coz of all that training.So I passed them some videos of the swimsuit segment of Ms Sg Universe and the occasions when Fiona Xie bent down while she wearing spaghetti to show her "valley." Strangely,the officers were very content with that and they told me that they'll come again tomorrow to get more hot stuff from me.If no goodies for them,they will arrest me and throw me to Changi chalet...[/url]
• KrU

  4 Dec 03, 18:46

  Yawn...
• winnerss

  4 Dec 03, 20:59

  tell me something new
  
  Or maybe u shld post in Aunty Agony
• NeonTetra

  4 Dec 03, 21:03

  congratulations.
• thhong22

  4 Dec 03, 21:09

  
• damz83

  4 Dec 03, 21:09

  blah blah blah....
• school boy2

  4 Dec 03, 21:12

  Er why are you going to prison....
• wuming78

  4 Dec 03, 21:12

  originality - 1/10
  creativity - 2/10
  
  try harder nex time.
• bjork

  4 Dec 03, 22:59

  Originally posted by Kevin-1982:

  Hi people of Bar forum,this might be my last post coz the mata visited my hse juz now.Two officers from the STAR team came in full battle order(Kevlar,MP5 etc) with a warrant for my arrest.Well,guys will always be guys,I can tell that they are very horny guys-being deprived coz of all that training.So I passed them some videos of the swimsuit segment of Ms Sg Universe and the occasions when Fiona Xie bent down while she wearing spaghetti to show her "valley." Strangely,the officers were very content with that and they told me that they'll come again tomorrow to get more hot stuff from me.If no goodies for them,they will arrest me and throw me to Changi chalet...[/url]

  wee! U sure its ur last post? Its a blessing for all podders.. Finally no more prevert topics from u.
• oldbreadstinks

  4 Dec 03, 23:44

  not thinking of raping the policemen?
• LoVeMeLoVeMenOt

  4 Dec 03, 23:44

  wow lao...got nothing better 2 do ahhh! such a jackass!
• 798

  5 Dec 03, 00:23

  Originally posted by Kevin-1982:

  Hi people of Bar forum,this might be my last post coz the mata visited my hse juz now.Two officers from the STAR team came in full battle order(Kevlar,MP5 etc) with a warrant for my arrest.Well,guys will always be guys,I can tell that they are very horny guys-being deprived coz of all that training.So I passed them some videos of the swimsuit segment of Ms Sg Universe and the occasions when Fiona Xie bent down while she wearing spaghetti to show her "valley." Strangely,the officers were very content with that and they told me that they'll come again tomorrow to get more hot stuff from me.If no goodies for them,they will arrest me and throw me to Changi chalet...[/url]

  You are implying that this will your last post? (Speechless) I don't know to be happy or sad. Hope to see you back again after your chalet holiday!
• devwei

  5 Dec 03, 01:13

  Wow, you mean the STAR unit so free huh???!!!! Go to your house to arrest you???!!!! Like that, i must make more police report to make them bo eng liao.....
  
  
  
• dead_clone

  5 Dec 03, 02:55

  Originally posted by wuming78:

  originality - 1/10
  creativity - 2/10
  
  try harder nex time.

  originality : 8/10
  creativity : 9/10
  entertainment : -10/10
  
• Friday13

  5 Dec 03, 04:11

  1982? i assume that is ur year of birth and thus you are 21 this year. (unless 1982 means someething else)
  Cant help it...but ur stories are indeed entertainting yet boring, funny but childish.
  
  oxymoron...!!!
  
  in fact, i seldom post msg and i was really hesitating abt making this comment, but i really wish to voice out.
  
  bascially i think either you are so free that you enjoy writing such stories, if not you must be really a sicko....no doubt u have a great imagination.
  In addition, maybe you enjoy getting the attentions from the readers here.
  
  By the way, u can always add spices to your stories, just create more fiction characters such golbins, monsters and giant....
  here an example:
  "2 strange looking golbins came to my place with hammers and spears, and when i saw their hairy ass, my cock begin to steam. Instead the golbins pin me down and screw me. i feel so song and buey tahan which i finally SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM...!!!"
  
  ps:hope you really do something creative with your life.
  sorry for the harsh comment.
  
  cheerz.
  
• xian89

  5 Dec 03, 06:56

  boliao
• SpongeBob

  5 Dec 03, 07:55

  Go prison good lei ...
  got free food and no need to work ....
  no need to pay rent to stay also ....
  
• shandower

  5 Dec 03, 09:37

  This story is boring.
• shining_force

  5 Dec 03, 09:46

  Totally uncool... waste our time to read. Not interesting yet idiotic in a subtle way that is deemed natural. Ha looks like all the years of attending to special school is well spent yea
• FireIce

  5 Dec 03, 10:35

  u tink Mod sibeh free to read all these stories of urs ha........
  
  im not entertained....................pft~
• sugardaddy

  5 Dec 03, 10:40

  GHi kelvin,
  
  Maybe you use your mouth Campaige to satify them everyday lor...lol...
• BLIM

  5 Dec 03, 11:09

  what crimes did you commit?
  
• FireIce

  5 Dec 03, 11:11

  Originally posted by BLIM:

  what crimes did you commit?
  

  being too horny (and imaginative)
• ratinacage

  5 Dec 03, 11:17

  Good riddance....
• shining_force

  5 Dec 03, 11:20

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  being too horny (and imaginative)

  I tink is trying to be too imginative about horny to attract attention