a very ADULT joke~~

• jOhO

  1 Jan 04, 13:02

  i KNOW bear would appreciate this....
  
  Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
  
  "Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
  
  "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
  
  "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
  
  "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba
  
  "Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."
  
  "Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
  
  "No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
• Master -_-

  1 Jan 04, 13:05

  
• BÃ¥seline

  1 Jan 04, 13:12

  
  
  It's still the tiles manz.
• Master -_-

  1 Jan 04, 13:12

  
• jOhO

  1 Jan 04, 13:20

  check out the name of the wife..
  
  it's like DUH.. no sh[/i]it she's aussie?
• Seacucumber

  1 Jan 04, 13:40

  catch no ball
• thhong22

  1 Jan 04, 13:41

  hmmm.... suction???
• sgFish

  1 Jan 04, 13:58

  catch tio ball
• jOhO

  1 Jan 04, 14:13

  i expected many not to catch any ball.
  
  bear where are u?!?!?!?!???
• jOhO

  1 Jan 04, 20:45

  upZZZZ
• FireIce

  1 Jan 04, 20:48

  mus be careful when i do splits next time...........................
• Bochupi

  1 Jan 04, 20:48

  Wahahaha, nice suction power!
• the Bear

  1 Jan 04, 20:48

  muahahaahahahhaahahaha
  
  slide over to the cheaper tiles!!
  
  argh... damn.. i fell off the chair
  
  muahahahahaa.. my knee now hurts.. but it was worth it
• Bochupi

  1 Jan 04, 20:49

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  mus be careful when i do splits next time...........................

  just dont do it naked below.
• abterror

  1 Jan 04, 20:49

  those who catch no balls lack of creativity
  
• jOhO

  1 Jan 04, 20:50

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  muahahaahahahhaahahaha
  
  slide over to the cheaper tiles!!
  
  argh... damn.. i fell off the chair
  
  muahahahahaa.. my knee now hurts.. but it was worth it

  mauahhaha
  
  i knew u'd like it!!
  
  for some reason when i read it i thot i HAD to post this up for u... i just dunno why, but i had to. looks like i was right.
  
  *wipes tear off eye*
• jOhO

  1 Jan 04, 20:52

  i still crack up reading it the second and third time... man... haven't read such a good joke in ages!
  
  abterror: yeah there's creativity, devientness (if there's such a word) and for me, there's that aussie flavour as well..
• www

  1 Jan 04, 20:55

  
• jOhO

  1 Jan 04, 20:57

  i'm gonna up this thread until everyone reads it... mauhahahhaha
• kalangkabo

  1 Jan 04, 21:27

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  mus be careful when i do splits next time...........................

  
• weidev

  1 Jan 04, 21:30

  
• the Bear

  1 Jan 04, 21:31

  well, it's a great joke
  
  still laughing like some maniac
• Boxer

  1 Jan 04, 22:34

  With such powerful suction, you sure she's an Aussie? Not a Thai specialising in 'tiger show'?
• jOhO

  1 Jan 04, 22:57

  Originally posted by Boxer:

  With such powerful suction, you sure she's an Aussie? Not a Thai specialising in 'tiger show'?

  ahha i'm sure we could come up with a thai version...
  
  SAWADEEKUP!
• abterror

  2 Jan 04, 00:53

  Originally posted by thhong22:

  hmmm.... suction???

  hong hong
  u try see whether it can be done or not.