Be the next kevin award nominee :X
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Please post your own creative kevin-type or twat-type story here..
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i mus admit my imagination and creativity not up to their level
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can't think of any... maybe cos i nt as sicko as them...
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first, we gotta find those who have the cali-blur of kevin.. those who scream
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my sh1t level not so high....
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hav u guys watched X-men? Its true they exist and they are among us. i was one of them but i kept a low profile until now. Kevin is no weird guy to me coz in fact we have something in common. i can read people's mind and know what they are thinkin in their brains and feeling in their heart.
back in the October of 2001 when the economy was turning for the worse soon after 911, i lost my job. it took me several months to land my a** into one and the lady who called me on the phone has that all too sweet and artificial voice - not the sexy and mature tone, just plainly high-pitched but all too sweet to me anyway. i went over to her office as agreed on a Thursday afternoon. God i was in for some real heavenly hard time!
i was caught in a web when i first looked into her eyes. she is petite and slightly shorter than me in height. she wore a pair of glasses but it failed to hide her chocolate and innocent eyes. she handed me a job application form and i eagerly filled it up. the interview went smoothly and they signed me up in no time. guess i was just in luck or that it was just some shit job for me. it did not bother me anyway coz i can sense something else coming my way.
she guided me to a conference room up on the 5th floor. i was lost coz i was lookin forward to what she was thinking in her mind. i was anticipating it. she led me into the vacant conference room and closed the door. she told me she has a couple of insurance declaration forms for me to fill up and closed the door. she thumbed the knob and locked the two of us in (alone) from the inside of the room. there was more than adequate lightings there and we can see each other right in the eye. i smell her scent and read her mind. she was pregnant - just a few weeks late with her period and she is lookin for some action. she dun mind even if i were to rape her when she introduced such inviting and voluntary act of lust.
she was wearing a knee length dark blue dress. she sat beside me on the chair and explained the policies of the company and the stuff as per our signed agreement. i find it difficult to take my eyes off her chest. oh god she knew it and she pulled at her dress to wake me up. damn her she is doin it on purpose coz she knows i really wan her so much. i just have to take her there and then!
here it goes.
'i really like u a lot' i told her out front.
' can i?' i asked.
how silly it was for me to ask coz i already know what she was thinkin.
without any more ado and hesitation, i moved closer to her (much to her surprise) and stole a kiss on her lips. great. damp and naughty. she was caught off the guard and before she can even react, i reached my arms over and under her waist and legs and lifted her up and onto my lap. there she sat, stunned but obediently in my custody. i have to look up a little at her face now that she is sitting on top of me. she looked so wonderful as she is..............................................................................................
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huh? dun have the details of the process ??
Hmm 7/10. -2 pts for no details of the process
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aww man, you're not even close to making me puke!
where's the Real McCoy?!
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Dear torx:
hi torx, long time no see. rmb i told you i raped the drunk ah ma on the street. well anyway, shortly after tt i had cock infection and i went to the doctor. the doctor told me that i had to be honest with him as to wad happen so he can diagnose me. so i told him abt it. anyway, i went to jail after the doctor reported me. anyway, it wasnt really bad in jail. there was this nurse who would do check up on my cock every month. wow it was great. she would touch my cock all over. and everytime she holds my cock i start thrusting her hand. god it felt good. and it was soo good i kept screaming.. AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.. until the jail warden came and the jail warden was very angry. so he took his whip and whipped me.. and i screamed AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!. but it was very KINKY! i like it! so i ask him to whip me more as i screamed AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! and when no one iz arnd i'll pole dance with the jail bars. and i screamed AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
it was really great, i wish u were here with me.
p.s i rubbed my cum all over the letter, hope you like it. i always fantasize that sum1 would touch my cum.. oh and i rubbed my cum all over the jail door..
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hahaOriginally posted by torx:Dear torx:
hi torx, long time no see. rmb i told you i raped the drunk ah ma on the street. well anyway, shortly after tt i had cock infection and i went to the doctor. the doctor told me that i had to be honest with him as to wad happen so he can diagnose me. so i told him abt it. anyway, i went to jail after the doctor reported me. anyway, it wasnt really bad in jail. there was this nurse who would do check up on my cock every month. wow it was great. she would touch my cock all over. and everytime she holds my cock i start thrusting her hand. god it felt good. and it was soo good i kept screaming.. AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.. until the jail warden came and the jail warden was very angry. so he took his whip and whipped me.. and i screamed AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!. but it was very KINKY! i like it! so i ask him to whip me more as i screamed AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! and when no one iz arnd i'll pole dance with the jail bars. and i screamed AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
it was really great, i wish u were here with me.
p.s i rubbed my cum all over the letter, hope you like it. i always fantasize that sum1 would touch my cum.. oh and i rubbed my cum all over the jail door..
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if no scream, must minus another 2 pts ok
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nice attempt but lack the kevin essence...........the screaming........
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wahahahaha!!!!
u guys all got too much time on your hands.
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nw i know y Bar is no1
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sgboy2004
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LOL...gogogo BAR!