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• Gollum's RIng

  29 Jan 04, 17:13

  One day, there was this man who spoke to the media.
  
  A day in the last quarter of year 2003,
  CT: Year 2004 will be a better year for all singaporeans, given the
  rise in export and manufacturing indexes in our last 3 months of
  2003.....
  HL: Yeah, yeah. That's look promising. Year 2003 is a worst year with
  SARS and wars spoiling the world's market.....
  
  Another day in the first quarter of year 2004,
  HL: I'm so sorry. What I had said last year dos not look good this
  year. Blame it in the bird flu. We have no control over such an
  epidemic.....
  CT: Yeah, yeah......same like last year when we told all singaporeans
  it will be a good 2003 but again due to SARS, it crippled.....right?
  
  Singaporean: Gan Ni Na Buay Chao Chi Bye.....then I give taxes to you
  for F**K. I as well keep them myself and run the country myself.
  
  (Extracted from people in coffeeshops throughout the island.)
• coconut_oil_king

  14 Feb 04, 23:16

  H a H a H a H a ... very funny.
• Dj_Shadow

  25 Feb 04, 02:53

  Indeed the last part is very funny...
• gracio

  25 Feb 04, 08:54

  Funny ..... hmmmmm entertaining........ smiles
• Evil Clown

  5 Mar 04, 03:18

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• boy in blues

  5 Mar 04, 04:10

  Originally posted by Gollum's RIng:

  One day, there was this man who spoke to the media.
  
  A day in the last quarter of year 2003,
  CT: Year 2004 will be a better year for all singaporeans, given the
  rise in export and manufacturing indexes in our last 3 months of
  2003.....
  HL: Yeah, yeah. That's look promising. Year 2003 is a worst year with
  SARS and wars spoiling the world's market.....
  
  Another day in the first quarter of year 2004,
  HL: I'm so sorry. What I had said last year dos not look good this
  year. Blame it in the bird flu. We have no control over such an
  epidemic.....
  CT: Yeah, yeah......same like last year when we told all singaporeans
  it will be a good 2003 but again due to SARS, it crippled.....right?
  
  Singaporean: Gan Ni Na Buay Chao Chi Bye.....then I give taxes to you
  for F**K. I as well keep them myself and run the country myself.
  
  (Extracted from people in coffeeshops throughout the island.)

  those events were beyond their control what. but CT sounds less convinced by HL in his 2nd dialogue.
• K.B.T

  5 Mar 04, 13:08

  did i not get a joke or is this a cold one?