What do woman wants?
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a
woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised of 6floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor
you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you
cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up
she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be
more further up!" And again she heads up another flight..
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me
further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 -You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and
have a nice day. -
not exactly true but funny -
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If you knew what a woman want, you would have to be one.
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i guess woman are greedy la..
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We can't say guys no requirement , guy do judge with logic but woman judge with feeling, therefore guy choose or do thing with their ability, but woman uses feeling and imagination thats whay most of the time their aspectation is higher.
Man's vision is far and narrow
Woman's vision is near but wide. -
think i've heard this b4...
but not all gals are like that, but i think guys might be even harder to plz... juz my own opinion... -
totally agree with uOriginally posted by awdsa:think i've heard this b4...
but not all gals are like that, but i think guys might be even harder to plz... juz my own opinion... -
Evilclown's suddenly totally out of point post made me laugh out loud
Cool pictures btw
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Originally posted by boariggy:Evilclown's suddenly totally out of point post made me laugh out loud
Cool pictures btw 
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Some of them just want loads of cash.
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Originally posted by shandower:Some of them just want loads of cash.