To Cortez
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Can you give us a rough idea how long 14inches is? Its kinda hard to imagine. I dun remember a whale's ding dong being that long.Originally posted by Mr. Cortez:You people perhaps had a misunderstanding it's 14 inches and I know you guys have small penis so jeleous not it's fate . Well girls seems to like my long penis and they love to suck what can I do ? -
Hahahaaaaaa true true.....Originally posted by ditzy:Can you give us a rough idea how long 14inches is? Its kinda hard to imagine. I dun remember a whale's ding dong being that long.
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my shadow,dn keep dreaming~Originally posted by Mr. Cortez:You people perhaps had a misunderstanding it's 14 inches and I know you guys have small penis so jeleous not it's fate . Well girls seems to like my long penis and they love to suck what can I do ?
Wo (Mr. Cortez) is a xiao xiao xiao niao -
Just curious. But how do you take care of something so 'large' by the way. Do you have to coil it up like wire when you take a walk outside? Or you just leave it dangling and dragging it on the ground. Must be quite a handful to look after. Ouch.Originally posted by Mr. Cortez:You people perhaps had a misunderstanding it's 14 inches and I know you guys have small penis so jeleous not it's fate . Well girls seems to like my long penis and they love to suck what can I do ? -
Is very easy f0r me t0 handle as its so small and thIn. No 0ne will notice. Some PeoPLe thought is just a ribbon on my pants. I enjoyed having a sma|| penis. I feel so light n carefree~days and nights.Originally posted by ditzy:Just curious. But how do you take care of something so 'large' by the way. Do you have to coil it up like wire when you take a walk outside? Or you just leave it dangling and dragging it on the ground. Must be quite a handful to look after. Ouch. wo Mr CORtez shi yi zHi xiao xia0 xiao niao. 0pps i need to use kotex agaIn.Pardon me neh. -
hola amigos .....
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Mi Cortez, para el lÃo alrededor de en el foro y obtiene una vida. Pare tirando el español la cara de personas... U arsehole cojo de imbécil de idiota....
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Mi Cortez, mamá de ur obtuvo no cheebye sólo obtuvo lanjiao y ur papá obtuvo no lanjiao y sólo obtuvo cheebye... por eso U es ahora un monstruo.. hahahha va y el grito... nadie molestia acerca de U
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u dun even reconise ur language ...
wad a fake .. laugh my ass off -
Btw, does spaniard have 'brian' in their name?Originally posted by SpongeBob:u dun even reconise ur language ...
wad a fake .. laugh my ass off -
Originally posted by Mr. Cortez:
your beloved Fernando Alonso came from go-karts. are u insulting him too?
[quote]Originally posted by ditzy:
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I believe its go-kart racing. Not some F1 nor V8 supercars nor Rallye De Sweden. By the way its Catalunya, not cataluya.[/quotehaaaa go kart for shorttie[/b] -
oh dear you're only 14 inches tall?Originally posted by Mr. Cortez:You people perhaps had a misunderstanding it's 14 inches and I know you guys have small penis so jeleous not it's fate . Well girls seems to like my long penis and they love to suck what can I do ? -
whatsta matta? can't understand REAL spanish?Originally posted by Mr. Cortez:What are you talking about ? You seems to be the idiota
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Mr cortez, can u speak proper english ? u are throwing ur face here
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it is fun that our pet, Mr Cortez is wearing his nice clown suit to entertain us everyday ... -
Originally posted by HENG@:oh dear you're only 14 inches tall? bao be ya.WO Mr. Cortez is a xiao xiAo XiAo Niao.Me only around 14mm long de neh.Dn Laugh at me.[/i]
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Mr Cortez is a shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie
His name should be Mr corto not Mr Cortez
Mr "Short" in spainish !! muahaha -
YEah Babs You ArE RigHt neh!Originally posted by SpongeBob:Mr Cortez is a shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie shortie
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Mr. Cortez had the highest sperm count in Spain. Unfortunately, farted and lost 70% of it.
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Yes he has lots of sperm count ....
infact scientifically high sperm count has led him to low fertility .... lol ... just another useless boy in the society ... -
guys, we're making ourselves look stupid with the last few posts
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Cortez Cor yr Cunt Lah! _|_
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What 14inch cock....if thats true,hope u will break yr cock when...twist it into half when ur fu.cking yr Dad's ass half way through.piak>>>>>>
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Originally posted by Cortez LAI ANG:Is very easy f0r me t0 handle as its so small and thIn. No 0ne will notice. Some PeoPLe thought is just a ribbon on my pants. I enjoyed having a sma|| penis. I feel so light n carefree~days and nights. wo Mr CORtez shi yi zHi xiao xia0 xiao niao. 0pps i need to use kotex agaIn.Pardon me neh.
