A story joke
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Get this from another forum.
A 'LONG' story
A man was not really happy about his dick... it was actually too long, 50cm long.
He did not know what to do and went to a witch to ask for advice. The witch thought for a long time before she said:
Walk into the forest and you will meet a frog. Ask the frog it wants to marry you. If it says "no" your dick will shrink with 10cm, but if it says "yes" it will grow 10cm so the risk is yours. The man thought about this for a while but decided it was worth the risk.
He walked into the forest, found the frog and asked it: Will you marry me little frog?
No, said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his dick.
Happily he found that it had shrunk down to 40cm. The man was so excited about the results that he ran back into the forest and asked the frog again.
Will you marry me little frog?
No, said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his dick. Again he found that it had shrunk 10cm down to 30cm. The man was thinking, "20cm, that would be the perfect
size" and ran back into the forest. He met the frog again and asked him again. Will you marry me little frog?
The frog answered him: What is wrong with you I already told you NO! NO! NO! -
funny one there!Originally posted by NightKnight:Get this from another forum.
A 'LONG' story
A man was not really happy about his dick... it was actually too long, 50cm long.
He did not know what to do and went to a witch to ask for advice. The witch thought for a long time before she said:
Walk into the forest and you will meet a frog. Ask the frog it wants to marry you. If it says "no" your dick will shrink with 10cm, but if it says "yes" it will grow 10cm so the risk is yours. The man thought about this for a while but decided it was worth the risk.
He walked into the forest, found the frog and asked it: Will you marry me little frog?
No, said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his dick.
Happily he found that it had shrunk down to 40cm. The man was so excited about the results that he ran back into the forest and asked the frog again.
Will you marry me little frog?
No, said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his dick. Again he found that it had shrunk 10cm down to 30cm. The man was thinking, "20cm, that would be the perfect
size" and ran back into the forest. He met the frog again and asked him again. Will you marry me little frog?
The frog answered him: What is wrong with you I already told you NO! NO! NO! -
funny one there!Originally posted by NightKnight:Get this from another forum.
A 'LONG' story
A man was not really happy about his dick... it was actually too long, 50cm long.
He did not know what to do and went to a witch to ask for advice. The witch thought for a long time before she said:
Walk into the forest and you will meet a frog. Ask the frog it wants to marry you. If it says "no" your dick will shrink with 10cm, but if it says "yes" it will grow 10cm so the risk is yours. The man thought about this for a while but decided it was worth the risk.
He walked into the forest, found the frog and asked it: Will you marry me little frog?
No, said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his dick.
Happily he found that it had shrunk down to 40cm. The man was so excited about the results that he ran back into the forest and asked the frog again.
Will you marry me little frog?
No, said the frog.
The man ran home and measured his dick. Again he found that it had shrunk 10cm down to 30cm. The man was thinking, "20cm, that would be the perfect
size" and ran back into the forest. He met the frog again and asked him again. Will you marry me little frog?
The frog answered him: What is wrong with you I already told you NO! NO! NO! -
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get lost lah not funny at all . CB waste my time
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haha our dear mr cortex should go have a talk with the frog. haha
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muz be feeling threatened tat such a frog exists rite? tat's y so worked up...Originally posted by AB:get lost lah not funny at all . CB waste my time -
gd one there...very funny...haha
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gd one there...very funny...haha
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haha..go one there..
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Heard that one before already.. But still funny nevertheless!
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