YEAH! GOLD AWARDS for BAR/SGFORUMS

• Ah Ma

  1 Mar 04, 16:19

  WELCOME TO GOLD AWARDS FOR BAR/SGFORUMS!!!!ENJOY UR STAY HERE! LATEST EXCITING, REPORTS FOR AWARDS WouLD BE repORTED ASAP.
  
  1) JAN 2004 GOLD for BEST SCREAMING AWARD - MR KELVIN-1982
  
  2) FEB 2004 GOLD FOR BRAVO AWARD - goes to MR I AM TWAT.
  (Eaten up 9 pails of SH|T by His GF who sh|tted for past 1 week and kept the sh|t for 9 nights before his consumtion)
  
  3) JAN 2004 GOLD BEST FARKER IN SGFORUMS - MR. Cortez. (bei simi ai gan lar.. only 999 crickets in a day)
  
  4) JAN 2004 GOLD AWARD for SMALLEST DICK - Mr. CORTEZ. (shorter than a cricket) poor thing he likes to fark his own spanish fellows thru assholes!
  
  NEW!
  5) CONGRATULATIONS TO YOURHORNYLITTLEBROTHER!!!YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED THE FOLLOWING TITLES:
  
  FEB 2004 GOLD AWARD BEST FARKER IN SGFORUMS. - break world's record in farking 999 spiders in an hour! Oh GOSH i wonder hw he do it! This is gona be SG first sparkling award in guiness World Records!
  
  6) FEB 2004 GOLD AWARD MOST UNIQUE FARKER IN SGFORUMS- AB (FARK CHICKEN FINISH used it to COOK NASI LEMAK@BEDOK INTERCHANGE ).
  
  WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE STAR OF BAR?WILL MR YOURHORNYLITTLEBROTHER won Mr.CorTEZ!?
  IS MR AB CATCHIN UP WITH HIS NASI LEMAK?!
  
  STAY TUNED FOR THE OTHER SPECIAL AWARDS!
  
  IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND IN YOUR NOMINATIONS to NORMINATE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE STARs, POST UR ENTRIES HERE!
  
  AH MA
  CEO
  CHOPPER HOME OF PERVERTS (CHOP)
• FireIce

  1 Mar 04, 16:20

  classic example of jiak bah ka eng..........
• BÃ¥seline

  1 Mar 04, 16:27

  Personal Favourite: IAMTWAT
  
  Grandaddy of all Fookers out there.
  
  He's the real thing lah... at least he dun fake accent like some Spanish Wannabe.
• s|nNeD

  1 Mar 04, 16:30

  for truth - IAMTWAT...
  
  for entertainment value - Kevin1982 for his screaming...
  
  for purest stupidity - Mr Cortez...
• sgboy2004

  1 Mar 04, 16:32

  
  
  ah ma's picture
  
  
  
  
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• thhong22

  1 Mar 04, 16:35

  
• SumOne

  1 Mar 04, 16:46

  Still don't understand. What did MyHornyLittleBrother do to get this nomination?
• euphratis

  1 Mar 04, 17:06

  the winner don't get a 24k Gold Oscar......................but a 24KARATE CHOP from AhMah...........wah ha ha ha ...
  
  
  Old Chinese proverb say: a good chop last a life time, a good kick is infinity..................when aim with great accuracy
• epImetheus

  1 Mar 04, 17:25

  nomination for favourite star : I AM TWAT
  nomination for Honourable Mention :
• epImetheus

  1 Mar 04, 17:26

  Originally posted by sgboy2004:

  
  
  ah ma's picture
  
  
  
  
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• Ah Ma

  1 Mar 04, 17:29

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  classic example of jiak bah ka eng..........

  ya lor i jiak bah bo sai pang mah..my toilets all wash finished. bt i see u aso v free leh.. work can surf net, b DJ, go irc, come here post,. so gd .. ok lar nex time i post more in chit chat help u raise ur ratings lor! btw Hw come my topic on ah neh gone liaoz? u deleted ? y u dn delete this one aso?delete all lor.nvm. bt mus tell me wat i do wrong leh bt dn use ur chim chim ang mo hor my ang mo nt like urs so super . if nt i kana banned leh!i so scared sia!I realy cannot do without Sgforums one leh i only got frens here nia no frens already. everyday i mus come here one leh, i v bo liao mahz cannot blame *signz.*
  
  Hahhahahahhahaha
  
  knock off lor bye all~
• FireIce

  1 Mar 04, 17:45

  Ah Ma:
  
  pls get ur facts right
  
  firstly, i din delete ur threads....probably buried in pages 2,3 or 4 bcos nobody reply them...and im not the only one with rights to close/delete threads
  
  secondly, even if that particular person offended u or u dun like tt person u dun have to resort to using defamatory remarks and propaganding by posting such threads directed at the subject....
  u may complain to Mod or Admin and that person will be issued a warning or be banned, depending on how serious it is...
  i've oredi posted a warning in the other thread but seems like it was ignored so dun say tt i din warn u before-hand....
  
  if u continue to do this, tt person may complain about u and u will be the one being banned in the end.....
• SGpork

  1 Mar 04, 18:10

  
• sgboy2004

  1 Mar 04, 18:11

  Originally posted by Ah Ma:

  ya lor i jiak bah bo sai pang mah..my toilets all wash finished. bt i see u aso v free leh.. work can surf net, b DJ, go irc, come here post,. so gd .. ok lar nex time i post more in chit chat help u raise ur ratings lor! btw Hw come my topic on ah neh gone liaoz? u deleted ? y u dn delete this one aso?delete all lor.nvm. bt mus tell me wat i do wrong leh bt dn use ur chim chim ang mo hor my ang mo nt like urs so super . if nt i kana banned leh!i so scared sia!I realy cannot do without Sgforums one leh i only got frens here nia no frens already. everyday i mus come here one leh, i v bo liao mahz cannot blame *signz.*
  
  Hahhahahahhahaha
  
  knock off lor bye all~

  ah ma playing wif fire
  
  
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  Baby sgboy2004
  
• Black Cat

  1 Mar 04, 18:56

  so funny.......
  
  i nominate kevin-1982
• AB

  1 Mar 04, 19:01

  Originally posted by Black Cat:

  so funny.......
  
  i nominate kevin-1982

  will eggs be thrown at me if I nominate Mr Cortez ?
• I-like-flings(m)

  1 Mar 04, 19:11

  haha that pic is Ah Ma meh?? so chio mi nosebleeding already leh... haha.. but i think that is 50 yrs ago one right. hahaha
• sgboy2004

  1 Mar 04, 19:13

  Originally posted by AB:

  will eggs be thrown at me if I nominate Mr Cortez ?

  dun worry, it wont happen, cos nowadays due to Bird Flu, eggs are getting more expensive.
  
  The most they throw choppers or parangs at u
  
  whahahhhaaaa
  
  
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  Baby sgboy2004
  
• tranquilice

  1 Mar 04, 19:20

  Originally posted by sgboy2004:

  
  
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  Ah Ma's grand-daughter is very pretty.
• Evil Clown

  1 Mar 04, 20:15

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Ah Ma

  2 Mar 04, 00:32

  wow IF kana banned, i would like to use Andy Lau as my nick.
  
  dono gt ppl using or nt hehehee~ hohoho
• BÃ¥seline

  2 Mar 04, 01:20

  Originally posted by Ah Ma:

  wow IF kana banned, i would like to use Andy Lau as my nick.
  
  dono gt ppl using or nt hehehee~ hohoho

  Ok lah... at least it is not Ayyyyrun Kwok~!
• TheBird`

  2 Mar 04, 01:49

  WAh u really bo liao....really classic example of nothing to do
• F Takumi

  2 Mar 04, 03:00

  Forgive and forget.
• larrenV2.003

  2 Mar 04, 07:54

  Originally posted by Ah Ma:
  WELCOME TO GOLD AWARDS FOR BAR/SGFORUMS!!!!ENJOY UR STAY HERE! LATEST EXCITING, REPORTS FOR AWARDS WouLD BE repORTED ASAP.
  
  1) [b]JAN 2004 GOLD for BEST SCREAMING AWARD - MR KELVIN-1982
  
  2) FEB 2004 GOLD FOR BRAVO AWARD - goes to MR I AM TWAT.
  (Eaten up 9 pails of SH|T by His GF who sh|tted for past 1 week and kept the sh|t for 9 nights before his consumtion)
  
  3) JAN 2004 GOLD BEST FARKER IN SGFORUMS - MR. Cortez. (bei simi ai gan lar.. only 999 crickets in a day)
  
  4) JAN 2004 GOLD AWARD for SMALLEST DICK - Mr. CORTEZ. (shorter than a cricket) poor thing he likes to fark his own spanish fellows thru assholes!
  
  NEW!
  5) CONGRATULATIONS TO YOURHORNYLITTLEBROTHER!!!YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED THE FOLLOWING TITLES:
  
  FEB 2004 GOLD AWARD BEST FARKER IN SGFORUMS. - break world's record in farking 999 spiders in an hour! Oh GOSH i wonder hw he do it! This is gona be SG first sparkling award in guiness World Records!
  
  6) FEB 2004 GOLD AWARD MOST UNIQUE FARKER IN SGFORUMS- AB (FARK CHICKEN FINISH used it to COOK NASI LEMAK@BEDOK INTERCHANGE ).
  
  WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE STAR OF BAR?WILL MR YOURHORNYLITTLEBROTHER won Mr.CorTEZ!?
  IS MR AB CATCHIN UP WITH HIS NASI LEMAK?!
  
  STAY TUNED FOR THE OTHER SPECIAL AWARDS!
  
  IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND IN YOUR NOMINATIONS to NORMINATE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE STARs, POST UR ENTRIES HERE!
  
  AH MA
  CEO
  CHOPPER HOME OF PERVERTS (CHOP)[/b]

  How come i'm not listed for any awards.....