JOKE: SOUNDS WOMEN MAKE...
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5 sounds women make during sex.
1) asthmatic - ah.ahh!.ahh..!!!aaaaaaah!!!!!
2) obedient - yes..yes.....!!yesSSSS!!!!.
3) unsatisfied - more. more...!more!!!.
4) religious - oh god! oh god!!!
5) from the rear - oh s-hit...oh s-hit!... oh s-hiiiit!!! (applicable to gays too)....
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Question: What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this world?
Answer: INTER COURSE. No matter how many strokes or what style you play, your balls will never go in!
Wah ha ha ha ha ......... -
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Originally posted by euphratis:Question: What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this world?
Answer: INTER COURSE. No matter how many strokes or what style you play, your balls will never go in!
im gonna die laughing!
Wah ha ha ha ha ......... -
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I am Croco, Croco am I -
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I remember once i forgot to put on my condom and I remember my gf telling me " DONT STOP, BUT DONT CUM".... I mean like WTF? how can i NOT cum if i dont STOP!
I also love it when she goes " good, good, gooooood, GOOOOOOOD, I'M CUMMINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!" in an ever increasing pitch!
She also like to scream out "KIMOCHI!!!!!!" -
Qn: how do u know when an SPG is faking an orgasm?
Ans: she doesn't lose her "kentang" accent when she cums.
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lol.... good one!Originally posted by euphratis:Question: What's the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this world?
Answer: INTER COURSE. No matter how many strokes or what style you play, your balls will never go in!
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hey the 3rd photo from the back ar the one on the right looks abit like my ex who i did threesome-petting with...