Joke: Men's idea of a perfect wife

• euphratis

  12 Mar 04, 12:23

  7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have B.R.E.A.S.T.S
  
  A MRT is about to crash! A frantic virgin strips off and says, "can anyone make me feel like a woman before I die?" So a man takes off his clothes and says, "Iron These!"
  
  A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
  
  Wife: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife: "What? At 2 a.m?" Husband: "Yes, We used night clubs."
• SGpork

  12 Mar 04, 14:00

  
• Ecxentrique

  12 Mar 04, 14:19

  1, 3 and 4 quite original
• sgboy2004

  12 Mar 04, 14:27

  LMAO
  
  
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• <sk>

  12 Mar 04, 14:38

  How to call girls like RP who is a Babe In Total Control of Herself...
  well in short, a B.I.T.C.H.
  
  
• babo

  12 Mar 04, 18:24

  
• weidev

  12 Mar 04, 18:31

  
• epImetheus

  12 Mar 04, 19:02