Psst.......................................Is this your kid?
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My gf has been lying for me all this while. She told me she's still single but in fact she needs to go home and look after "her neighbour kid" as no one will look after the kid and the kid will go hungry if she did not go home and cook. When I questioned her further if the "kid" is your child, she says no. The kid is 7 years old, she's 26. One time she wants to bring a kid alone to watch a movie with me as i love to play with kids as kids love to play with GOLDBERG.
But I suspect the kid is her child as she has boyfriend before. In the end she did not bring the kid alone to avoid unnecessary controversal quarrels over thie trival issue. As months passes by, more queries arouses and I break up with her as I can't take it anymore as she don't want to reveal the truths of the matter....of the heart.
So how to check if the kid is from her previous marriage or boyfriend.
I met her again actually by coocident.....lost for word. This time she bring her kid along......she's so cute..i want to ask her about the kid but I was dumbfolded........in the end we talk for a while and we left after that.......
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give the child sweets, then asked, "is she your mummy?"
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take her boyfriend's blood and drop in a bowl of water... take the kid's blood and drop in the water...
if blood merged... then they are related...
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I'll bet it should be Ric Flair's kid. Whoooooo!
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when u make love with her and u find it very loose den she gave birth b4 lor.
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u mean have a DNA test ....Originally posted by WoShiNoobie:take her boyfriend's blood and drop in a bowl of water... take the kid's blood and drop in the water...
if blood merged... then they are related... -
if your gf is lying to you, give her a spear, follow by a jackhammer and cover her with a 1,2,3.
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tell her u are impotent and looking for a future partner with kids. Then see if she reveals anything....
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1) Assume that he is indeed her kid and say something like "I don't mind if you have a kid, I just want u to be honest with me"
2) Tackle the kid, approach him and ask who ur ex is to him
Lastly, u may be wrong so don't assume the worst of her till u found out the truth. -
Do what you do best....spear the kid~!~!
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JACKHAMMER!!!!!! and roar out loud!! 1 2 3 DING ding ding !!
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take DNA sample from both parties (the suspected mother and the kid) and perform DNA gel electrophoresis and look for similar band patterns.....its a forensic technique that is 100% accurate.Originally posted by Bill GoldBerg:My gf has been lying for me all this while. She told me she's still single but in fact she needs to go home and look after "her neighbour kid" as no one will look after the kid and the kid will go hungry if she did not go home and cook. When I questioned her further if the "kid" is your child, she says no. The kid is 7 years old, she's 26. One time she wants to bring a kid alone to watch a movie with me as i love to play with kids as kids love to play with GOLDBERG.
But I suspect the kid is her child as she has boyfriend before. In the end she did not bring the kid alone to avoid unnecessary controversal quarrels over thie trival issue. As months passes by, more queries arouses and I break up with her as I can't take it anymore as she don't want to reveal the truths of the matter....of the heart.
So how to check if the kid is from her previous marriage or boyfriend. 
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i think the impt pt is whether you mind having that kid as your son/daughter. No need to find out. Eventually she will reveal to you.
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Some people in sgforums very uncivilised... Spear the kid lah... Jackhammer the gf...
Y not F5 the gf, then 5-star frog splash onto the gf...
as for the kid...
GIVE THE KID A STUNNER OF HIS LIFE!!~ -
MuahahahahaOriginally posted by Dj_Shadow:Some people in sgforums very uncivilised... Spear the kid lah... Jackhammer the gf...
Y not F5 the gf, then 5-star frog splash onto the gf...
as for the kid...
GIVE THE KID A STUNNER OF HIS LIFE!!~
Evil sia..
Cannot stunner the kid lah....the kid too short liao...
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this is the best. simple and easily accomplished. btw, buy one get one free, why not?Originally posted by babo:give the child sweets, then asked, "is she your mummy?" -
try chokeslam instead...Originally posted by PaJeRoMiNi Ver 1.0:Muahahahaha
Evil sia..
Cannot stunner the kid lah....the kid too short liao... -
As requested..Originally posted by 798:try chokeslam instead... 
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hahahaOriginally posted by WoShiNoobie:take her boyfriend's blood and drop in a bowl of water... take the kid's blood and drop in the water...
if blood merged... then they are related... -
it's better to break up with her since she seemed to be hiding something when you asked for clarifications.
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this is a good way....Originally posted by babo:give the child sweets, then asked, "is she your mummy?"
but have you ask urself what if she say thats her child..
what will you do??? dump her ???
of if you dun mind...
maybe you can ask properly..
that what you want is truth
and that you can tell her that you dun mind if .....
she will probably be touched and tell you everything..
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Ric Flair is next?Originally posted by free_eagle:I'll bet it should be Ric Flair's kid. Whoooooo! -
I have not done that yet.......Originally posted by Jaws:when u make love with her and u find it very loose den she gave birth b4 lor. -
you think I'm like to spear, follow by a jackhammer and cover her with a 1,2,3.Originally posted by 798:if your gf is lying to you, give her a spear, follow by a jackhammer and cover her with a 1,2,3.
I'm a BABYFACE not a HEEL
