What is your record number of times for jerking off?

• S@mz_Rev0LuT|on

  26 Jul 04, 21:41

  my frend one time and he kena grounded by his family from masturbating again.....reason
  
  he literally blast off the whole chunk of toilet wall wif his cum......
  
• amuletgurl

  26 Jul 04, 21:58

  Originally posted by S@mz_Rev0LuT|on:

  my frend one time and he kena grounded by his family from masturbating again.....reason
  
  he literally blast off the whole chunk of toilet wall wif his cum......
  

  wah,he got grounded for that????poor him~~~~~
• 'm back

  26 Jul 04, 23:41

  
  
  wat so many achievers over here.
  
  my record is 1 day 1000 times man
• daniel_84

  26 Jul 04, 23:51

  hear from one of my friends that he got arrest by police for jerking in public park... the reason he was arrest not because he exposed himself at the park, he was caught for shooting down a F-16 with his sperm.. i think the distance is about 10 - 20 km far... that was maddness...
• blowfish

  27 Jul 04, 11:35

  wow,,, so many CAO here,,, tua pao ...
• borgkilla

  28 Jul 04, 00:20

  hmmmm think the most was about 4 times in 24 hrs
  very boring sunday
• SibeiSuayKia

  28 Jul 04, 00:24

  my friend even worser
  
  he accidentally wank off while singing willian hung's "she bangs"
  in a bath tub..
  
  he steamed and it reached 90 degrees , literally..
  
  then the liquid shoot and hit thru the roof and flew over 150km up in the sky..
  hitting a spy satellite which was looking for women who is zaogeng-ing
  
  another time he used his "gun" and accidentally shoot..
  accidentally hit the moon and caused a crater on it..
  and if u see it..
  
  Its done by him..
• S@mz_Rev0LuT|on

  28 Jul 04, 01:04

  Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:

  my friend even worser
  
  he accidentally wank off while singing willian hung's "she bangs"
  in a bath tub..
  
  he steamed and it reached 90 degrees , literally..
  
  then the liquid shoot and hit thru the roof and flew over 150km up in the sky..
  hitting a spy satellite which was looking for women who is zaogeng-ing
  
  another time he used his "gun" and accidentally shoot..
  accidentally hit the moon and caused a crater on it..
  and if u see it..
  
  Its done by him..

  Yah i knoe.....Everybody also knoes wat....there's his signature inside the crater mahz..."one small cum for me....one giant leap for manhood"
• Wes Br0wn

  28 Jul 04, 20:01

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Devil1976

  30 Jul 04, 13:03

  People REPEATS AFTER ME... "I'm a jerk.. I'm a jerk... I'm a JERK!!!" "
• Black Cat

  30 Jul 04, 20:41

  this thread so farnie laugh until stomach ache liao...