Yogi bear, a captain of an oil tanker
was engaged with his wife whom he never met.
On the night of the wedding they met.
After the wedding, they retreated to their
bedroom. They were exhausted. It was the first
time they talked intimately with each other:
Yogi: "Oh it was so tiring!"
wife: "Oh sure is!"
Yogi: "Oh i am dying ! i am dying!"
wife: "you wanna dye your hair is it?"
yogi: "oh i wanna hav babies!"
wife: "yes dear"
yogi: "oh i wann to go to new zealand"
wife: "hmmm sounds nice"
yogi: "oh my stomach hurts! i think i will go to
the toilet.."
Yogi went to the toilet and came back..he saw
his wife in a sexy number.
Wife: "how did you like"
yogi: "you look wonderful!"
wife: "i have thoughts about our future"
yogi: "me too"
wife: "you will give me 30 percent of your salary"
yogi: "30 percent sounds too little, i will give
you 35 percent"
wife: "and i will wash your cock"
yogi: "huh??? oh you mean you will set the alarm clock
for me is it"
The wife smiled.
wife: "i can cook rice, wash clothes"
yogi: "i will hire a maid"
There was a loud banging sound, it seemed to came from
the out of the building.
yogi: "what was that sound?"
wife: "dont know"
yogi: "i am very afraid of that sound, i think i better
quickly do you!"
the wife scrambled to the bedroom window, holding on
to her blanket..
wife: "maybe its the car.."
yogi: "what about the car,"
wife: "oh never mind that, why dont we just do what
we want"
yogi tuned to a radio station and he turned on the
air conditioner. they scrambled on to the bed.
yogi: "i know all you women like 6 inch heels."
wife: "that's a 6 inch cock you have there is it.."
yogi: "one heel representing one 6 inch inside ya mouth.."
wife pulls yogi's cock.
yogi: "and the other heel representing one 6 inch inside
ya pouch.."
wife pulls yogi's buttocks closer.
after 3 minutes of coitus, the wife screamed..
wife: "shit i am bleeding!"
yogi: "oh no.."
wife: "shit you hit me too hard!"
yogi: "oh yuck"
yogi's morale was very low by then..he withdrew his genital
and ejectculated on the bedsheet.
wife: "shit you missed!"
yogi moaned and moaned.
wife: "shit you dirtied the sheet, i was wondering if you
could have enjoyed it better if you would unload onto my face!"
yogi: "ooh..."
wife: "we gotta try some other time..."
yogi: "ooh how am i gonna shoot if you bleed that much???"
there was a banging soud, this time louder than the previous sound.
the lights then flickered for a brief moment.
wife: "shit what was that sound?"
yogi: "i can cum again!"
wife: "you egghead, i think we play some games.."
yogi: "...."
A strange tone was heard in the air. The radio newscaster
spoke: "We interrupt this programme to bring you the
latest news..our country is under attack! The following
codewords are activated: ..."
END
schemed by jliu.