Monk Joke.. dunno if u all hear b4...

red_tide24

11 May 04, 12:41

Once upon a time, 3 guys wanted to enter monkhood. So they went to this temple high up in the mountains and approach this old monk. This old monk told them, "if u all wanna become a good monk, u muz 1st be able to refrain yourself from lust. So i'm going to give u all a test" Then the old monk asked each of dem to tie a bell to their xiao di di.

The 1st guy stepped fwd to take the test. Out come a bikini babe who started to dance in front of him.

"ding ding ding..." the bell rang.

Old monk: "Useless! Such an easy test also can fail! Go and take a cold bath now!" Dejected, the 1st guy went off.

The 2nd guy stepped fwd next. Just as the bikini babe is about to start dancing, "ding ding ding..." the bell rang...

Very angry, the old monk shouted," U r more useless! the girl haben started dancing and your bell rang liao! Fool! go n have a cold bath also!" Embarassed, the 2nd guy went off.

Turn for the 3rd guy. The bikini babe started to dance.. SILENCE.... the bikini babe danced even more seductively.. STILL SILENCE.... thinking that she is not sexy enough, the babe starts to take off her bikini and shake her boobs and ass.. THE GUY'S BELL STILL DIN RING!!!

Very impressed, the old monk told the 3rd guy," very good! you r able to refrain urself from lust! u will make a good monk! ok.. now's getting late.. go n join the 2 other guys for a bath.."

"ding ding ding...."

Evil Clown

11 May 04, 14:25