How to get rid of bitches at workplace

• oh_papillon

  14 May 04, 17:14

  I'm having a hard time working with some bitches in my team who only knows how to suck up to my bosses' balls, carrying tales and manipulating my boss. As a result, my boss always listen to whatever they say and watever they want.
  
  Any suggestions how to get back at them?
  
  
• FireIce

  14 May 04, 17:16

  Originally posted by oh_papillon:

  I'm having a hard time working with some bitches in my team who only knows how to suck up to my bosses' balls, carrying tales and manipulating my boss. As a result, my boss always listen to whatever they say and watever they want.
  
  Any suggestions how to get back at them?
  
  

  put rat poison on boss' balls.....so when they suck them, they will die!
• Devil1976

  14 May 04, 17:26

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  put rat poison on boss' balls.....so when they suck them, they will die!

  Then you'll still need to get to the boss's balls 1st too?
• oh_papillon

  14 May 04, 17:31

  i think his balls stink so much tat b4 i can put the rat poison, i will faint first!
• looksee

  14 May 04, 17:36

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  put rat poison on boss' balls.....so when they suck them, they will die!

  HAHAHAHAHAHA so "qia-po" also got sense of humour...hahaha
• Clown9

  14 May 04, 17:49

  Amit was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. He had one long-standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the Queen he got frustrated. One day, he revealed his desire to the King's chief adviser, Birbal, and begged him to do something about it. Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that, afterward, Amit would have to pay Birbal 1,000 gold coins for arranging things. Amit agreed. The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the Queen's bra which she had left out while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew intensity, much to the King's anxiety. Consultations with doctors and Birbal Revealed that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only to be found in Amit's mouth. King Akbar summoned Amit, and for the next four hours Amit violently sucked the Queen's breasts. Licking,biting, pressing, playing, he got what he always desired. Satisfied, he returned and met Birbal, but since his mission was over and his lust satisfied, he refused to pay Birbal anything, and in fact he shooed him away. Amit, of course knew that Birbal could Never report this matter to the King. But Amit had underestimated Birbal. Next day, Birbal duly put the same itching lotion in king Akbar's underwear. Amit was again called by the King....