Originally posted by Pokemon:
AHHH Brothers .. ---> the famous Sexamon is back!!!
I believe that some brothers among us do visit [b]chicken house or HC .. So Brothers do u think that Geylang is better or keong saik Street ???
woooahhhh, this is like some Sam Leong's site...best whore houses?!?! hahahahaha. Say pokie, never put in a few examples to show us :p
HC hmmm, can't say much cos i haven't been going there for long long time liao...
ok, Geylang hahahaha, this is where i turned expert. Do rememeber mr hata-san here have part time there before, in one of the house. Can't say which one exactly as i might be banned for promoting vices here among impressionable youths.
Ok, a few reasons why Geylang is a good place to go if u want to relax and wind down after a hard day at the office.
a) Quality. Here, i m generalizing...but according to my working eperience there, the quality check is very stingent!! Aboslutely!!
First, the agent went straight to the import counrty and inspect all the goods personally.Both outside and inside aspect are taken into account. They make sure there is no broken and damaged goods...as well as goods with hidden baggages. When all QC measures are fulfilled will they allow the importing of the goods.
b) Fulfill the stringent criteria of MOH.
All goods went thru the medical examinations to ensure that they are non toxic and safe for consumption by the above 21 SG males. regular spot checks are conducted by the MOH personnels to ensure tip top condition and no prospect of diesase spreading. Any goods found infected will be removed from the shelf immediately. Ditto for the whole batch of goods found on the same shelf. Customers' safety is the buzz word in this industry.
c) satisfaction guranteed!!!
In this industry, customer satisfaction is taken to a whole new level. In the house, u are the master, nurse, dog, slave...choose ur pick. U are always correct and if the goods are found to be defective or unsatisfactory in someways, the agents there will be willingly to compenstate u. After all, regular customers make up the bulk of the business and they are given tip top service and complains are deal with promptly.
d) easy accessiblity.
ample parking space and spacious lounge in the house for inspection of goods. U can't miss the place and best of all, we accept advance booking and most credit cards. Dont worry, we practise discreet billings, for we understand that the customers always demand privacy of for their biz transaction.
e) E commerce. We are moving with the flow and heeding the advise of our PM. our website will be going up shortly and goods will be paraded online. We are thinking of having advance booking over the net and some other fringe benefits for our regular customers...like phone sex, amateur pics from local lians ands toilet or bathrooms voyuer shots. However, due to current law restrictions, we have decided to make this RA and install the Sexkey and Watch Nanny into our server. We do believe in up holding the morality of SG society and our services are only open to the discerning gentlemen who requires such specialized services.
Do check it out guys. U have my email address and interestd parties and contact me thru there.
P.S. hey terence, i need some help setting up my own biz. Interested in being a partner in my venture. I have bold visions and i promise we sure can make it big.
"All writing is essentially bricks of plagarism secured in place
by the mortar of original thinking."
The Far East Pilgrim