today at ah hwa's house

• Van Ahseng

  23 May 04, 20:05

  today ah hwa damn bo liao, call me go down her house see vcd. her vcd donno what american pai. the guy very stoopeed one, so me say me tens time better. ah hwa say me hao siao, so me pull her pants down and show her what me good at.
  
  then ah gek and her fwen come in.. see me doing there. she damn cheebai, say me lao-chee, only know how to take off pants and screw, donno what is called donno what fark sheet she say lah. she take the soap out and put the soap in between my ka chng slot. wah lao eh very the kooling super powderful.
  
  den later just now me play with the soap myself and put it inside me ka chng hole.. now the soap cannot come out. now very the cham, dont dere to play with soap anymoh.
• boariggy

  23 May 04, 20:08

  wtf
• sgboy2004

  23 May 04, 20:10

  poor soap...
  
  next time use soup lah
  
  wahhahaha
  
  
• Dan Ryou Shou

  23 May 04, 20:11

  what's ur point
• Van Ahseng

  23 May 04, 20:22

  if you no one you ka chng pain, no use soap during sex.
• sgboy2004

  23 May 04, 20:24

  Originally posted by Van Ahseng:

  if you no one you ka chng pain, no use soap during sex.

  hav u tried liquid detergent?
  
  
• Van Ahseng

  23 May 04, 20:26

  Originally posted by sgboy2004:

  hav u tried liquid detergent?
  
  

  simi si liquid detergent? some new sex tecknik?
• sgboy2004

  23 May 04, 20:26

  Originally posted by Van Ahseng:

  simi si liquid detergent? some new sex tecknik?

  the one u use to wash your plates after makan??
  
  
• BaByBoY

  23 May 04, 20:28

  tell u..
  nxt time use DOVE..
  its made up of 75 % moisturiser..
  so it won dry up ur skin...
  
• Van Ahseng

  23 May 04, 20:28

  sarp boon zui, that one me no no how to use.
• Patrik

  23 May 04, 20:41

  LOL...
  Rather entertaining
  
• sgboy2004

  23 May 04, 20:48

  Originally posted by Accela:

  wah lao laugh until pain next time u put soap in your mouth oso

  wahahha, is that the definition for Soap Opera ?
  
  
• Black Cat

  23 May 04, 20:53

  
• -=-[l]eonard-=-

  23 May 04, 21:00

  i like van ahseng's speeling..
• Dj_Shadow

  23 May 04, 22:49

  hey, Van AhSeng... U kinda funny sia...
• Dj_Shadow

  23 May 04, 22:50

  Originally posted by BaByBoY:

  tell u..
  nxt time use DOVE..
  its made up of 75 % moisturiser..
  so it won dry up ur skin...
  

  Use Dettol more better... Kill all the Germs...
• Patrik

  24 May 04, 05:54

  Just take the soap and stick it straight up Van Ah Seng's candyass...
  
• SGpork

  24 May 04, 06:16

  the soap? n the hole ? n the girl ? huh?
• SGpork

  24 May 04, 06:16

  
• shandower

  24 May 04, 10:40

  WTF...
• Ayukat

  24 May 04, 10:48

  Cortez meets his match.
• red_tide24

  24 May 04, 10:56

  van ahseng.. triee to hold ur nose and triee to gek ur sai out.. konfilm the soap will cum out... haha
• X-men

  24 May 04, 11:01

  do check if there's bubbles coming out when u fart
• deathstar

  24 May 04, 11:42

  Originally posted by Dj_Shadow:

  Use Dettol more better... Kill all the Germs...

  
• Lynette80

  24 May 04, 12:49

  ah gek and ah hwa? wahhaha wat a nice name..