go be a monk lah.. settle 2 gal at one go...Originally posted by The Hobbit:We have been severed few years back but she keep on calling me and ask why i didn't call her?
"I thought our relationship is over?"
"We can be friends right?"
When I finally conceded to her invitations to go out with her, she always hold on to my arms/hands as if we're...........(u complete the sentence)
I'm afraid my gangster model gf of 1.85m with no bust will find out and sever my p***s for sure.
How to solve this sticky issue?
x2...Originally posted by FireIce:ur hallucination is getting relli bad
pls seek professional help asap........
The moderator speaks the truth.Originally posted by FireIce:ur hallucination is getting relli bad
pls seek professional help asap........
but my ex look like this due to excessive eatingOriginally posted by red_tide24:dump ur gangster bustless gf and patch back with ur ex la! easy...![]()

Sever your own pen.is yourself and save yourself the trouble later. Hehehe...joking lah, go and circumcise your pen.is and show her the excess foreskin if she wants to sever your pen.is...definitely give her a scare for sure.Originally posted by The Hobbit:We have been severed few years back but she keep on calling me and ask why i didn't call her?
"I thought our relationship is over?"
"We can be friends right?"
When I finally conceded to her invitations to go out with her, she always hold on to my arms/hands as if we're...........(u complete the sentence)
I'm afraid my gangster model gf of 1.85m with no bust will find out and sever my p***s for sure.
How to solve this sticky issue?
Ask your current to hack your Ex for you lah.Originally posted by parn:Sever your own pen.is yourself and save yourself the trouble later. Hehehe...joking lah, go and circumcise your pen.is and show her the excess foreskin if she wants to sever your pen.is...definitely give her a scare for sure.![]()
wow that's quite painfulOriginally posted by parn:Sever your own pen.is yourself and save yourself the trouble later. Hehehe...joking lah, go and circumcise your pen.is and show her the excess foreskin if she wants to sever your pen.is...definitely give her a scare for sure.![]()
i did but i hobbit don't dieOriginally posted by Accela:as your psychiatrist, i would recommend immediate suicide.
who says that hobbit dont die? unless you are gollumOriginally posted by The Hobbit:i did but i hobbit don't die
Originally posted by The Hobbit:i did but i hobbit don't die
Unless you have myyyyy precccioooussssssss...Originally posted by the.raven:who says that hobbit dont die? unless you are gollum
i must get it from the gollumOriginally posted by [ r 0 y s t 0 n ]:Unless you have myyyyy precccioooussssssss...![]()
I forgot the number of that chalet near your place which might just be the place for himOriginally posted by FireIce:ur hallucination is getting relli bad
pls seek professional help asap........
what's the number?Originally posted by X-men:I forgot the number of that chalet near your place which might just be the place for him
how could u describe ur gf "with no bust"?Originally posted by The Hobbit:We have been severed few years back but she keep on calling me and ask why i didn't call her?
"I thought our relationship is over?"
"We can be friends right?"
When I finally conceded to her invitations to go out with her, she always hold on to my arms/hands as if we're...........(u complete the sentence)
I'm afraid my gangster model gf of 1.85m with no bust will find out and sever my p***s for sure.
How to solve this sticky issue?
hmm, u break off with her in the first place ?Originally posted by The Hobbit:We have been severed few years back but she keep on calling me and ask why i didn't call her?
"I thought our relationship is over?"
"We can be friends right?"
When I finally conceded to her invitations to go out with her, she always hold on to my arms/hands as if we're...........(u complete the sentence)
I'm afraid my gangster model gf of 1.85m with no bust will find out and sever my p***s for sure.
How to solve this sticky issue?
with ex, is always special. especially if last time got do before.Originally posted by keymaster:hmm, u break off with her in the first place ?