Van Ahseng strykes beck!
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one day ergo, me damn angree wif ah hwa's sister ah gek for causing me to haf consteepehxion probrem so me go ask me fwen ah kow for some powderful madison. the madison he gif me damn powderful he say, he oso say the madison make you wont shoot no matter what heppen so can make the ger damn high.
so me call ah gek, tell her me more powderful than her pooteytoe. she say me cannot make it cannot satisfy her but she no no me makan the madison damn strong one!
she bang! she bang! and she moves she moves, she move like a slart but she stinks like a sheet! like every ger in history! no matter how much she moves me kuku still so hard wont shoot. den for two hours she high seven times.
so me very happee, so back, then oso do wif ah hwa. she quite stunned me can last so long because usually me only can last 30 seconds only.
now me very cham, go toilet only can pang sai. and now becos me eat the madison, all my water come from my ka chng. my kuku is hard for so long but still wont shoot. -
ken yew spell poply?
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so wat happend to ah kow??
u shared ur ah huay and ah gek w him?? -
Good english... singlish!
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i suspect he studied higher litereture for a lvls..Originally posted by Bontakun:Good english... singlish!
look at his poems and lyrics replacements..
so powderful.. -
Higher Literature in A levels!!!
Omg he must be damn pro.
*looks around*
i shouldn't be here.
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Willian Hung!
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took me sometime to figure out wat he's saying...Originally posted by BaByBoY:i suspect he studied higher litereture for a lvls..
look at his poems and lyrics replacements..
so powderful..
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Yeah, Maybe he's the next William Hung...Originally posted by Ayukat:Willian Hung! -
who willian hung, he got shoot movie or not one?
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She bangs she bangs!! Ahseng Bangs, he bangs!!Originally posted by Van Ahseng:one day ergo, me damn angree wif ah hwa's sister ah gek for causing me to haf consteepehxion probrem so me go ask me fwen ah kow for some powderful madison. the madison he gif me damn powderful he say, he oso say the madison make you wont shoot no matter what heppen so can make the ger damn high.
so me call ah gek, tell her me more powderful than her pooteytoe. she say me cannot make it cannot satisfy her but she no no me makan the madison damn strong one!
she bang! she bang! and she moves she moves, she move like a slart but she stinks like a sheet! like every ger in history! no matter how much she moves me kuku still so hard wont shoot. den for two hours she high seven times.
so me very happee, so back, then oso do wif ah hwa. she quite stunned me can last so long because usually me only can last 30 seconds only.
now me very cham, go toilet only can pang sai. and now becos me eat the madison, all my water come from my ka chng. my kuku is hard for so long but still wont shoot. -
where u get ur madison?? i also wan leh.. but hor.. can lend mi ah hwa and ah gek to test the madison real or not.. u know.. do experiment what.. madison & gals are constant then only variable is mi.. then can see result what... right??
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u live where one? me ask ah beng intro you me boss gers. got bleck got whide got jepan, got china, got indeer. then u ask ah kow for the madison. me very beezee still finding dokter for me kuku.
u better no bluff me or else me boss get many many peepur go chop u into peaces. -
tt`s why its literature..Originally posted by Dj_Shadow:took me sometime to figure out wat he's saying...
so hard to understand.. but unce u`re enlightend u`ll see everything..
incl undies..
kekeke -
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Originally posted by Dj_Shadow:took me sometime to figure out wat he's saying... me too.
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everytime i read his story it never fail to make me laugh until stomach ache
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Free entertainer....not bad not bad...
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Got shoot mtv... About She Bangs, she bangs....Originally posted by Van Ahseng:who willian hung, he got shoot movie or not one? -
Wat an Experiment...Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):where u get ur madison?? i also wan leh.. but hor.. can lend mi ah hwa and ah gek to test the madison real or not.. u know.. do experiment what.. madison & gals are constant then only variable is mi.. then can see result what... right?? -
Ya lor... Me juz enlightened liao...Originally posted by BaByBoY:tt`s why its literature..
so hard to understand.. but unce u`re enlightend u`ll see everything..
incl undies..
kekeke -
X2..Originally posted by Black Cat: everytime i read his story it never fail to make me laugh until stomach ache
His england damn power.. -
It must be very troublesome to write in such a manner.
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Requires a specialist ....
Think only Singaporeans can understand wat the frick he's tryin 2 say -
hey man.... better go see doctor fast..Originally posted by Van Ahseng:u live where one? me ask ah beng intro you me boss gers. got bleck got whide got jepan, got china, got indeer. then u ask ah kow for the madison. me very beezee still finding dokter for me kuku.
u better no bluff me or else me boss get many many peepur go chop u into peaces.