Meezubeeshe len-sir

• Van Ahseng

  2 Jun 04, 15:44

  two night ergo me go lent the meezubeeshe len-sir and drive ah hwa to chiong ktv. the si ah gek damn na bei one. bring so many girls and snatch me mykophone from me ah hwa. nehmind, me, ah hwa and some of ah gek fwen play streep taidee 1 card streep 1 piece. damn song ah. see the gers streep nekkurt.
  
  while ah hwa didnt know hor, me and ah lan go inside toilet and she give me blowjob. damn shiok one. her fingers and mouth so powderful one. not like ah hwa. ah hwa fingers so rough, lub until me kuku kena erbreyxion. somemore she dont suck me ball like ah lan.
  
  on the way home me driving ah hwa to fort canning to try outdoor sex. then me teach her how to do the blowjob right. slowly she learn and play so shiok one. then when she suck on me ball me damn hi, stretch me legs straight and step on ehsehlerator. den the meezubeeshe len-sir bang into a tree.
  
  the air bag burst and we all fainted inside the len-sir. but now inside hospital the dokter say cannot help me fix me ball back after ah hwa ecidentarly chew on it. now me left one half ball. now den me know why soccer they can put half ball.
• Black Cat

  2 Jun 04, 15:49

  
• DevilAngel77

  2 Jun 04, 15:57

  hahahahaha
  
• Nelstar

  2 Jun 04, 17:29

  "i thought put half ball is the bra fall half-way and show half ball." ~ From a female classmate in my JC days.
  
  
• Patrik

  2 Jun 04, 20:14

  I wil give u a 10/10 for entertainment value...
  well done
• HENG@

  2 Jun 04, 20:17

  had some problems reading it but worth the laugh at e end!
  
• shan_cai

  2 Jun 04, 20:18

  Hahaha~ Laughed my head off... Now mi no head liao...
  
  
  I pity ur Lancer...
• I-like-flings(m)

  2 Jun 04, 20:22

  *clap clap* ..... jia you ok.. once out of hospital go train her some more lah.. then maybe can let whole ball already...
• boariggy

  2 Jun 04, 20:23

  Originally posted by shan_cai:

  Hahaha~ Laughed my head off... Now mi no head liao...
  
  
  I pity ur Lancer...

  i pity his balls
• shan_cai

  2 Jun 04, 20:25

  Wonders where e lil' half of his ball went? Coz he said he left 1.5 balls mah...
• boariggy

  2 Jun 04, 20:29

  Originally posted by shan_cai:

  Wonders where e lil' half of his ball went? Coz he said he left 1.5 balls mah...

  Inside ah hwa
• Van Ahseng

  2 Jun 04, 21:45

  bra dropped half way is put half ball? guys play sokker got wear bra and got breast one? non bluff me leh.
• red_tide24

  2 Jun 04, 21:55

  van ah seng.. go find ur JB si lao gao again la.. ask her to blow u maybe ur ball will cum back... muahahahaha
  
• shan_cai

  2 Jun 04, 22:02

  Originally posted by Van Ahseng:

  bra dropped half way is put half ball? guys play sokker got wear bra and got breast one? non bluff me leh.

  
• Dj_Shadow

  3 Jun 04, 00:33

  Originally posted by boariggy:

  i pity his balls

  
• [ r 0 y s t 0 n ]

  3 Jun 04, 03:08

  
• epImetheus

  3 Jun 04, 08:11

  
• carbikebus

  3 Jun 04, 09:09

  
• shandower

  3 Jun 04, 09:12

  
• ChrisYX

  3 Jun 04, 09:12

  
• varatare

  3 Jun 04, 09:20

  Originally posted by Van Ahseng:

  two night ergo me go lent the meezubeeshe len-sir and drive ah hwa to chiong ktv. the si ah gek damn na bei one. bring so many girls and snatch me mykophone from me ah hwa. nehmind, me, ah hwa and some of ah gek fwen play streep taidee 1 card streep 1 piece. damn song ah. see the gers streep nekkurt.
  
  while ah hwa didnt know hor, me and ah lan go inside toilet and she give me blowjob. damn shiok one. her fingers and mouth so powderful one. not like ah hwa. ah hwa fingers so rough, lub until me kuku kena erbreyxion. somemore she dont suck me ball like ah lan.
  
  on the way home me driving ah hwa to fort canning to try outdoor sex. then me teach her how to do the blowjob right. slowly she learn and play so shiok one. then when she suck on me ball me damn hi, stretch me legs straight and step on ehsehlerator. den the meezubeeshe len-sir bang into a tree.
  
  the air bag burst and we all fainted inside the len-sir. but now inside hospital the dokter say cannot help me fix me ball back after ah hwa ecidentarly chew on it. now me left one half ball. now den me know why soccer they can put half ball.

  Hahahhaha Sorry I dont quite get the rest of the topic.
• www

  3 Jun 04, 09:56

  then when she suck on me ball me damn hi, stretch me legs straight and step on ehsehlerator. den the meezubeeshe len-sir bang into a tree.

  HAHAHAHHA .. imagining this really makes me laugh.
• arse-fan

  3 Jun 04, 10:24

  So your Lancer how?? Rental rite?? So insurance coverage very little
• deathstar

  3 Jun 04, 10:26

  surprisingly, i understand!
• WrX_STi

  3 Jun 04, 11:45

  wah so creative...