van ahseng in hot soop
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ah lan came over yesterday and cornfez that she love me. me tell ah lan, ordoe me enjoy the time with her, me still love me ah hwa. then ah lan very unhappy, say she curse me kuku cannot stand. damn nabei one, so me eeknor her.
later that night ah gek page me saying ah lan cormitin sweeside ask me hurry go find her. me of cos go one. afterall, ah lan teach me lots of skills to yoose with ah hwa. when me reech there, wah lan eh, that ah lan trying to cormit sweeside by staffing 3 big boyling testtubes into her cheebai. then she tell me that if she want to die panefully, she will rather die in xtersee.
then me take out the testtubes and tell ah lan, if she want to die she should use 3 beer botter. then ah lan very angry say me not as good as the test-tube one. me very angry so me prove to her that me still her narmber one.
then when me found that ah hwa was behind me, me really cham. the stupid ah gek double-headed sneeke one side help ah lan call me go help, one side tell ah hwa me doing ah lan. ah lan very angry then, keep quiet ask me go home.
then at night after one more round with ah hwa, me fall asleep. she come around and pour hot water on me kuku. me skin became red and very paneful. then me kuku skin all falling. now then me know this is how malay remove their kuku skin. maybe the JB dokter can help me. -
wahhaha...go Cold Storage and buy a pack of hotdog... see can attach or not
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i o-so hab sin bee4, same thin, put thigh-wan sosage jeep microwave, put high hit, see sosage skin all drop out
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Poor Ah Seng... Kuku alrite already or not??
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Originally posted by sgboy2004:wahhaha...go Cold Storage and buy a pack of hotdog... see can attach or not Not the same lah...
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Great one there...
At least i bother to read ur story..
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I'm starting to admire vanahseng's literal consistency.
First of all, he never strayed from the sex topic.
Second of all, he always end his stories with a dramatic twist. (Some people might find his twists more dramatic than At the threshold of an Era I & II 'Chuang Shi Ji I & II')
Third of all, though, not as amusing as his previous posts, I found he's always depreciating his dignity by posting how many ups and downs he had faced with his manhood. -
Literature in its finest form. Shakespeare would have been proud of vanahseng sia!
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really pei fu his writing skills...his stories never fail to amaze me
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extreme sin-ga-lish man
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I teenk u shood pabreesh a buk.. I conferm buy wan..
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Originally posted by cooleo:Literature in its finest form. Shakespeare would have been proud of vanahseng sia!
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HAhaha....
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muahahahahaaaaa
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Spore is seeing its reward for investing astronomically in the Art scene... a true local bred writer
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a total bull +shit
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Hilarious.
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clap clap clap
a new twist in the Van AhSeng series
waiting patiently for new chapter -
I used to laff my guts out when I read ur posts. But lately, it seems like ur idea bulb has blown since and ur juz recyling old toilet humour.
Perhaps it's time u consider putting ur alter ego into retirement and start a Hairy Cocker character or something.
Anyway thanx & good show, u brought alot of laughter to e bar. -
...so van ahseng start kentucky fried kuku and lived ahppyliy with his cooked bird......
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x2...Originally posted by arse-fan:clap clap clap
a new twist in the Van AhSeng series
waiting patiently for new chapter -
we should collect all of Van ahseng's stories and publish a book
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Hairy Cocker and the Prisoner of SM?Originally posted by Boy Next Door => []:I used to laff my guts out when I read ur posts. But lately, it seems like ur idea bulb has blown since and ur juz recyling old toilet humour.
Perhaps it's time u consider putting ur alter ego into retirement and start a Hairy Cocker character or something.
Anyway thanx & good show, u brought alot of laughter to e bar.
Hairy Cocker and the Ball of Stone? -
Why never use acid instead?