Mai Seksee long-cher-lay ..........

• laurence82

  27 Jun 04, 16:32

  Originally posted by Van AhHuay:

  bidis dat wan fer keets......
  trayam asspansif, yew no gib mi yeenarf mahnee tu bai oso.....
  
  ai go sou maisef....tu pees of clof and sam stling tai tugayder ken orledy....
  ai sou arnderweh fer yew oso orkey?
  i sou a kyoot kyoot lingja terter in de flarn....

  Translations:
  
  Bidis that one for kids..
  Triumph expensive, you dont give me enough money to buy also..
  
  I go sew myself..two pieces of cloth and some string tie together can already..
  I sew underwear for you also ok?
  i sew a cute cute Ninja Turtle in the front...
• FireIce

  27 Jun 04, 16:33

  wah piangz..........
  laurence is relli free sia......
  
  i going to faint oredi.......
• Troy437

  27 Jun 04, 16:36

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  wah piangz..........
  laurence is relli free sia......
  
  i going to faint oredi.......

  ........*i fainted liao*.....
• laurence82

  27 Jun 04, 16:39

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  wah piangz..........
  laurence is relli free sia......
  
  i going to faint oredi.......

  Hey I made your job easier!
  
  Everytime the Van couple post, just read my translation can liao..
  
  *fan Fireice*
  
  
• BaByBoY

  27 Jun 04, 16:39

  Originally posted by Van AhHuay:

  hoo wehring messymiser?
  de yeefeck goot?
  ahseng like see-carp, bart ai ish bee-carp.....so ai wan to weh messymiser...

  ask F|
  she only wears maximisers..
• BaByBoY

  27 Jun 04, 16:40

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Hey I made your job easier!
  
  Everytime the Van couple post, just read my translation can liao..
  
  *fan Fireice*
  
  

  thx for ur service..
  
  /me puts $$ into ur bank acc..
  
• laurence82

  27 Jun 04, 16:46

  Originally posted by Troy437:

  ........*i fainted liao*.....

  *put smelling salt to troy's nose*
  
  Thanks babyboy for giving me $$....
  
  But how come baby got money one har?
• Nelstar

  27 Jun 04, 16:48

  laurence82, help pls...
  
  this one: http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=83404
  
  I really lost in that....
• Van AhHuay

  27 Jun 04, 16:52

  yew orl so bad, onli lyke tu make farn of mi and ahseng.....
  dowan fran yew orl orledy lar
  
  ai go mop flor den cook deener and weight for larling ahseng tu kum back and yeet....
• BaByBoY

  27 Jun 04, 16:54

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  *put smelling salt to troy's nose*
  
  Thanks babyboy for giving me $$....
  
  But how come baby got money one har?

  mummy and daddy give one..
  savings for my nxt time tuition fees and kindergarden fees..
  
  some are left behind after my b day gifts..
  some give big ang bao..
  cannot spent fin ah
• Nelstar

  27 Jun 04, 16:54

  Originally posted by Van AhHuay:

  yew orl so bad, onli lyke tu make farn of mi and ahseng.....
  dowan fran yew orl orledy lar
  
  ai go mop flor den cook deener and weight for larling ahseng tu kum back and yeet....

  We're trying to know you two better.. Are you coming for outings with your larling ah seng?
• FireIce

  27 Jun 04, 16:54

  Originally posted by BaByBoY:

  mummy and daddy give one..
  savings for my nxt time tuition fees and kindergarden fees..
  
  some are left behind after my b day gifts..
  some give big ang bao..
  cannot spent fin ah

  put some in my biscuit tin lah......
• laurence82

  27 Jun 04, 17:05

  Originally posted by Van AhHuay:

  yew orl so bad, onli lyke tu make farn of mi and ahseng.....
  dowan fran yew orl orledy lar
  
  ai go mop flor den cook deener and weight for larling ahseng tu kum back and yeet....

  Translation:
  
  You all so bad, only make fun of me and Ah Seng..
  Dont want friend you all already lar
  
  I go mop floor then cook dinner and wait for darling Laurence82 too come back and eat....
• Nelstar

  27 Jun 04, 17:08

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Translation:
  
  You all so bad, only make fun of me and Ah Seng..
  Dont want friend you all already lar
  
  I go mop floor then cook dinner and wait for darling Laurence82 too come back and eat....

  I didn't know Laurence82 is van Ahseng.
  
  I got eye don't know or-yee-or
• Troy437

  27 Jun 04, 17:09

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Translation:
  
  You all so bad, only make fun of me and Ah Seng..
  Dont want friend you all already lar
  
  I go mop floor then cook dinner and wait for darling Laurence82 too come back and eat....

  
  
  Like I guessed......Laurence82=Van Ahseng
• laurence82

  27 Jun 04, 17:11

  No lah, I am not van ah seng lar..I not so eng...
• FireIce

  27 Jun 04, 17:12

  ooorrrrhhhhh!!!!!
  
  no wonder can read the Van language.............
• laurence82

  27 Jun 04, 17:16

  i protest not me lah...yuan wang....
• Ayukat

  27 Jun 04, 21:31

  Your English Language getting better and better each day or should I say each time you post?.
• shawnsh

  27 Jun 04, 22:50

  Hey Mr and Mrs Van, you all should go take the english course that your neighbour Mr. Phua Chu Kang took. See, he speaks better english now.
• Van AhHuay

  28 Jun 04, 21:33

  ahseng ish pookie, ai ish pasah malam sell kuey too too wan.....not belly airdewkayted...mai boolee arse lar
• chunyong

  28 Jun 04, 22:21

  Originally posted by Van AhHuay:

  ahseng ish pookie, ai ish pasah malam sell kuey too too wan.....not belly airdewkayted...mai boolee arse lar

  hmmm....we not only boolee ur arse, u will poke your arse as well. value-added service.
• LazerLordz

  28 Jun 04, 22:42

  Nowsa mesa be havin goody Laurence82 tosa translatess de funky bombad word-word by Van AhHuaysa.Mesa happy, mesa bombad happy.
• laurence82

  28 Jun 04, 22:58

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  Nowsa mesa be havin goody Laurence82 tosa translatess de funky bombad word-word by Van AhHuaysa.Mesa happy, mesa bombad happy.

  Why.....do u sound like someone here too?
  
  Hmmmm...
  
  
• laurence82

  28 Jun 04, 23:00

  Originally posted by Van AhHuay:

  ahseng ish pookie, ai ish pasah malam sell kuey too too wan.....not belly airdewkayted...mai boolee arse lar

  Translation:
  
  Ah Seng is bookie, I is pasar malam sell kueh tutu one....not very educated..mai bully us lar
  
  Translator's comments:
  
  Sorry.