porny jokes
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold,
blustery January day.
The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother
replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them
up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, My
hands are freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs,
they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put it
between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he
said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in
the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard
of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter
says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost!" -
next time must tie a rubber-band around it mah
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What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
Ans :Wha-Ta! (water) -
water..
because he always shout ' waaateeerrrrr....!!!'
This is Kang Kang joke leh -
who or what is Kang Kang?
Qn : What is Jackie Chan's favourite food?
Ans : Who-pah! (whooper) -
wahhahaha... so funny
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fried rice?
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highlight the answer lorOriginally posted by zorro82:fried rice? -
why leh? Dun understand...
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cos the text answer is in white...to see it, u hav to highlight it to see itOriginally posted by zorro82:why leh? Dun understand... 
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saw the ans liao but i refer to why woo pah is the ans? jackie chan always said that?
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yup, he likes to say tat...especially when he rehearse his action movesOriginally posted by zorro82:saw the ans liao but i refer to why woo pah is the ans? jackie chan always said that? -
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hahaha.. suddnely so cold..
*phishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* -
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lame sia!!hahaha
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FYI.....Bruce Lee's favourite drink is plain water...to replenish lost body fluid while perspiring during trainingOriginally posted by Master -_-:What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
Ans :Wha-Ta! (water) -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!