Can i hv a 12 inch penis?

• red_tide24

  2 Jul 04, 00:29

  Twelve Inch Pianist
  
  This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny
  piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny
  man sits down, and starts to play the piano.
  This other guy notices it.
  
  “Hey, what's that?”
  
  “A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this
  magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a
  twelve inch pianist.”
  
  “Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a
  minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
  
  “Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I
  wished for a million bucks!”
  
  “Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch
  pianist?”
  
• BaByBoY

  2 Jul 04, 00:41

  haha
  gd one!!
  i like the ducks!!!
  i mean bucks!!!
• the Bear

  2 Jul 04, 02:04

  if it was 12 inches, it won't be a penis anymore.. it'll be a foot
• GrimR

  2 Jul 04, 06:27

  Be careful what you wish for
• free_eagle

  2 Jul 04, 08:30

  at least the million ducks not so bad. go market can exchange for cash.
• shandower

  2 Jul 04, 08:39

  Old but gold.
• Patrik

  2 Jul 04, 19:28

  Hahahahahaha
  
• CX

  2 Jul 04, 20:05

  12 inches? wouldn't u black out every time u had a erection?
  
  all the blood rush from your head to your prick...
• biker51

  2 Jul 04, 20:27

  boy oh boy.. Wun that hurts when the man have sex? hahaha..
• amuletgurl

  2 Jul 04, 20:33

  Originally posted by CX:

  12 inches? wouldn't u black out every time u had a erection?
  
  all the blood rush from your head to your prick...

  
• thhong22

  2 Jul 04, 20:43

  hahaha........... tat magic lamp got hearing problem???