This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.
“Hey, what's that?”
“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”
“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”
“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”
BaByBoY
haha gd one!! i like the ducks!!! i mean bucks!!!
the Bear
if it was 12 inches, it won't be a penis anymore.. it'll be a foot
GrimR
Be careful what you wish for
free_eagle
at least the million ducks not so bad. go market can exchange for cash.
shandower
Old but gold.
Patrik
Hahahahahaha
CX
12 inches? wouldn't u black out every time u had a erection?
all the blood rush from your head to your prick...
biker51
boy oh boy.. Wun that hurts when the man have sex? hahaha..
amuletgurl
Originally posted by CX:
12 inches? wouldn't u black out every time u had a erection?
all the blood rush from your head to your prick...
thhong22
hahaha........... tat magic lamp got hearing problem???