A joke!!!
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Heard tis from someone kinda funny so mayb share wif U guys.
There R 2 chinese males who are in their 40s. Elder man is called "da niu" while the younger brother is called "siao niu". Both are single, no gf, no wife....no social lifes. Their old mother are damn worried for them coz they are so old already and did not get married and their mum hopes to find them a wife.
So the old mother wrote a letter to a distant relative in china. This relative has a pretty daughter who she hopes to be married to s'pore and lead a better life.
Weeks later came a reply from china. In the letter the relative wrote: " i've spoken to my daughter and she agree to marry to one of ur son. But 1stly both of ur son mus sent her a letter describing himself plus a pic of himself attached."
Siao Niu, the younger son, being the more intelligent, hardworking and successful son begin to write the letter and in the letter give details on how successful he is in life, he own houses and cars and his impressive bank account.
Da Niu, the elder one being the mre lazy one simple hack care... in his letter, he just wrote down 5 chinese words " Da Niu Bi Jiao Lan" , attached his pics and sent the letter as dat.
Upon receiving the 2 letters the daughter was to make a choice. She eventually choses Da Niu much to the displeasure of her angry father. The father begins to question his daughter... "Y U choose da niu when siao niu is so hardworking and successful?" Daughter showed dad the letter N the dad was shocked too.
(For Ur info. the chinese people used to read their words backward instead of forward like we do.)
So instead of "Da Niu Bi Jiao Lan" which means "Da Niu is more lazy".
They basically read it the other way round "L..... J..... Bi Niu Da"
err which means............... -
bu hao xiao......
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wahhahahaha... so funny
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to understand this joke, one needs some understanding of the old traditional culture ... in this case, reading from left to right, up to downOriginally posted by FireIce:bu hao xiao......
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ok loh....my chinese lousy my fault ah?Originally posted by sgboy2004:to understand this joke, one needs some understanding of the old traditional culture ... in this case, reading from left to right, up to down -
it is not about chinese language now, as your noble self knows too well, it is just abt the chinese cutlure which the sg govt has been wanting pple of our generations to pay a bit bit more attention nia...Originally posted by FireIce:ok loh....my chinese lousy my fault ah?
guess its just your style ... mi understand...as usual, too well -
i neber say i dun understand the joke wat
i jus say "bu hao xiao"
this tells u not to assume too much...........as usual -
quite funny though abit lame
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no leh, mi no assume leh... mi just said it helps with a bit of chinese culture lahOriginally posted by FireIce:i neber say i dun understand the joke wat
i jus say "bu hao xiao"
this tells u not to assume too much...........as usual
u win lah, tat's why callan left.... ok, u win -
no lah... mayb U nvr watch the Bruce lee show b4 ma... the "fu bing ya dong" banner....Originally posted by FireIce:ok loh....my chinese lousy my fault ah?
jus kidding...
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tok lor tok lor....whahahahaha... ah ma understands this joke....whahahaha
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so now implying callan left bcos of me?Originally posted by sgboy2004:u win lah, tat's why callan left.... ok, u win
ei, xiao didi, dunno dun assume, as i have said.........
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assume, as usual....whahahahah...Originally posted by FireIce:so now implying callan left bcos of me?
ei, xiao didi, dunno dun assume, as i have said.........
aiya, dun di siao u liao,go di siao ah ma...whahahha -
ok lah dun fight le lah. Jus post a joke nia... funny or not also not impt.Originally posted by FireIce:so now implying callan left bcos of me?
ei, xiao didi, dunno dun assume, as i have said.........
Aiyoh small thing also fight....
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someone want to play mahOriginally posted by xking:Aiyoh small thing also fight....
me feng pei loh!
or isit pei feng?
wateva~ -
heh hey...no fight lah... she fun loving woman mah...whahahahaa...Originally posted by xking:ok lah dun fight le lah. Jus post a joke nia... funny or not also not impt.
Aiyoh small thing also fight....
mi lamer lah, how to win her... just di siao nia lah... she wont mind one... -
Originally posted by FireIce:someone want to play mah
me feng pei loh!
or isit pei feng?
wateva~ -
huh no fight ar???Originally posted by sgboy2004:heh hey...no fight lah... she fun loving woman mah...whahahahaa...
mi lamer lah, how to win her... just di siao nia lah... she wont mind one...
wah lau...no croco fight fishy show?? -
Originally posted by xking:huh no fight ar???
wah lau...no croco fight fishy show?? -
lao niang got better things to do...
i go "jiao shui" -
"jiao shui'???....Originally posted by FireIce:lao niang got better things to do...
i go "jiao shui"
'jiao shui dian fei' is go urine... -
u bodoh! mus read from right to left lah!!!Originally posted by Troy437:"jiao shui'???....
'jiao shui dian fei' is go urine... -
not go jiao hua meh???
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I noe u meant 'shui jiao'==> 'jiao shui'Originally posted by FireIce:u bodoh! mus read from right to left lah!!!
Aku bukan bodoh lah! sekarang lu tah faham mana ada aku salah? -
bu hao xiao x2