[in case of sax deprivation] tips

• 2004Lancer

  27 Jul 04, 13:21

  in a case when u r deprived, the quick-fix is to use a super thick sponge and cut a slit and pour in lots of soapy gel into it and shaft your dick in simulating screwing...
  
  hahahahahaaaaaaaaa
• FireIce

  27 Jul 04, 13:22

  wah liew.............get a sex doll lah.................
• 2004Lancer

  27 Jul 04, 13:26

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  wah liew.............get a sex doll lah.................

  sex doll not discreet enough ma....sponge can recycle it to wash car ma.....kakakakakaka
• ditzy

  27 Jul 04, 13:30

  Originally posted by 2004Lancer:

  sex doll not discreet enough ma....sponge can recycle it to wash car ma.....kakakakakaka

  Use sotong loh, wash already can cook and eat.
• 2004Lancer

  27 Jul 04, 13:33

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  Use sotong loh, wash already can cook and eat.

  oh no no no....all sotongs in the market have already been recycled ONCE by sailors....recycle one more time, u become a fool......
• ditzy

  27 Jul 04, 13:34

  Originally posted by 2004Lancer:

  oh no no no....all sotongs in the market have already been recycled ONCE by sailors....recycle one more time, u become a fool......

  For your case, no difference.
• choco B

  27 Jul 04, 13:34

  Get a faux vagina.
  
  

  Originally posted by 2004Lancer:

  sex doll not discreet enough ma....sponge can recycle it to wash car ma.....kakakakakaka

• 2004Lancer

  27 Jul 04, 13:37

  Originally posted by choco B:

  Get a faux vagina.
  
  

  i prefer glow-in-the-dark torchlight-type vagina
• foga

  27 Jul 04, 13:50

  ~ amituofuo shan zai shan zai ~
• elindra

  27 Jul 04, 13:57

  Lancer lately like super deprived...
  GF ignore u huh?
• 2004Lancer

  27 Jul 04, 13:59

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Lancer lately like super deprived...
  GF ignore u huh?

  oh no la...it is time to either sign up new plan or upgrade existing plan.....
• beavan

  27 Jul 04, 19:38

  Originally posted by 2004Lancer:

  oh no la...it is time to either sign up new plan or upgrade existing plan.....

  need new one ar?
• 'm back

  27 Jul 04, 22:22

  
  
  wait till rainy day
  den the ground and soil loosen and wet
  pants down and poke on the floor lor
  
  
• sans-culotte

  27 Jul 04, 22:28

  Originally posted by 'm back:

  
  
  wait till rainy day
  den the ground and soil loosen and wet
  pants down and poke on the floor lor
  
  

  Good idea..
  
  Wat if it is a not a rainy season??
  
  Can pour water into the soil yourself??
• BonJovi

  27 Jul 04, 22:30

  Originally posted by foga:
  ~ [b]amituofuo shan zai shan zai ~[/b]

  kong ji shi she, she ji shi kong
• Axelheat755

  27 Jul 04, 22:33

  Find a watermelon, soak in hot water for 10 mins, cut open, dig a hole about the size of ur didi and start pumping. The watermelon is hot to simulate the vagina. For additional pleasure. u can wipe ur didi with cold water 1st. so called Bing Huo Er Chong Tian.
  
  Finish still can eat!
  
  From the Jin Ping Mei Comix
• shandower

  28 Jul 04, 11:17

  Warm apple pie.
• 2004Lancer

  28 Jul 04, 12:14

  remember there is a type of childhood toy we play? something rubbery while some are transparent with water inside...and when u try to hold it in your hand, it keeps slipping down....curving inward from the top and coming out from the bottom.....maybe u can try hooting that....can imagine it as a pu22y too....
• Wes Br0wn

  28 Jul 04, 19:45