i wld die from laughter insteadOriginally posted by sans-culotte:Masturbating in public is a crime.....Can sue him one..
if your gf is really amy yip's size (in the past), i think i might get excited as well.Originally posted by 2004Lancer:last time...many many years ago....sent my ex-girlfriend home (she lived at the ground floor)....then i hung around outside the her flat....suddenly saw a middle age man with a NamHo Tour bag on his shoulder hiding behind a pillar infront of my ex's flat....thought what he was trying to do...i almost laughed when i saw him taking out his cxxk and started masturbating.....don't know what he is up to really....my ex was inside the flat and the main door was closed.....think he aimed my ex for a long time leow...coz my ex was Amy Yip's size......kekekekekekeeee......
coming back to my story....after masturbating from the left side of the pillar, he turned to the right side of the pillar and continued to masturbate.....really ROFLOL....pengzzzz......
I think masturbating is a crime... Be it in public or not.. Of cuz, just dun get caught...Originally posted by sans-culotte:Masturbating in public is a crime.....Can sue him one..
What Nonsense is this?Originally posted by omnislash:I think masturbating is a crime... Be it in public or not.. Of cuz, just dun get caught...
hahaOriginally posted by sgboy2004:u mean wat mi do everyday is criminal act?
Don't bluff lah.... That AH PEK must have been you.... You ex must have refused to do with you rite... So you have to resort to this type of self-consolation...Originally posted by 2004Lancer:last time...many many years ago....sent my ex-girlfriend home (she lived at the ground floor)....then i hung around outside the her flat....suddenly saw a middle age man with a NamHo Tour bag on his shoulder hiding behind a pillar infront of my ex's flat....thought what he was trying to do...i almost laughed when i saw him taking out his cxxk and started masturbating.....don't know what he is up to really....my ex was inside the flat and the main door was closed.....think he aimed my ex for a long time leow...coz my ex was Amy Yip's size......kekekekekekeeee......
coming back to my story....after masturbating from the left side of the pillar, he turned to the right side of the pillar and continued to masturbate.....really ROFLOL....pengzzzz......
think u better ask your girl to take extra precaution. wat if one day he buay tahan and your girl come home alone late at night? take extra care ok.Originally posted by 2004Lancer:last time...many many years ago....sent my ex-girlfriend home (she lived at the ground floor)....then i hung around outside the her flat....suddenly saw a middle age man with a NamHo Tour bag on his shoulder hiding behind a pillar infront of my ex's flat....thought what he was trying to do...i almost laughed when i saw him taking out his cxxk and started masturbating.....don't know what he is up to really....my ex was inside the flat and the main door was closed.....think he aimed my ex for a long time leow...coz my ex was Amy Yip's size......kekekekekekeeee......
coming back to my story....after masturbating from the left side of the pillar, he turned to the right side of the pillar and continued to masturbate.....really ROFLOL....pengzzzz......
They might get hurt!Originally posted by gerrykoh:Can report him to police for indecent exposure. What happens if innocent kids around?
I thought you would join him in the sessionOriginally posted by 2004Lancer:last time...many many years ago....sent my ex-girlfriend home (she lived at the ground floor)....then i hung around outside the her flat....suddenly saw a middle age man with a NamHo Tour bag on his shoulder hiding behind a pillar infront of my ex's flat....thought what he was trying to do...i almost laughed when i saw him taking out his cxxk and started masturbating.....don't know what he is up to really....my ex was inside the flat and the main door was closed.....think he aimed my ex for a long time leow...coz my ex was Amy Yip's size......kekekekekekeeee......
coming back to my story....after masturbating from the left side of the pillar, he turned to the right side of the pillar and continued to masturbate.....really ROFLOL....pengzzzz......
that was so many years ago la....yeah hor...kids might get hurt...I was one of those teenaged kids.......who saw and learnt the art of masturbation since....Originally posted by SilverPal:They might get hurt!
i only noe in army.. dat masturbating is a chargeable offence.. but screwing ur own buddy is not...Originally posted by sans-culotte:Masturbating in public is a crime.....Can sue him one..
