Man Jerking Off at PIE

• Gazelle

  30 Jul 04, 11:53

  Few weeks ago, when I was having a cigarette at the balcony outside my flatÂ…Â…I saw this 2004Lancer parked along the filter lane of the PIE (cant see the reg.no)Â….. At first, I thought the driver must be talking on the phone or something....so decided to ignore himÂ…..but as I was about to return to my flat......the driver turn on the cabin lightsÂ…...holy cow!!!...... I saw a ugly looking driver holding his little bro in his hand, and jerking offÂ…..with his pants down to his kneesÂ….... I could see hisÂ…eyeballs rolling backward....mouth half-open and moaningÂ…..you can see from his face that it was very intense that the cums came shooting right into his own faceÂ…Â…
  
  then bloody hellÂ…Â….as he was about to clean up his own face.Â….a L Plate SAF 3 tonner came crushing into the back of this horny 2004LANCERÂ…..
  
  Damn terok siaÂ…Â…driver got killed while jerking offÂ…Â…
• 2004Lancer

  30 Jul 04, 12:18

  Originally posted by Gazelle:

  Few weeks ago, when I was having a cigarette at the balcony outside my flatÂ…Â…I saw this 2004Lancer parked along the filter lane of the PIE (cant see the reg.no)Â….. At first, I thought the driver must be talking on the phone or something....so decided to ignore himÂ…..but as I was about to return to my flat......the driver turn on the cabin lightsÂ…...holy cow!!!...... I saw a ugly looking driver holding his little bro in his hand, and jerking offÂ…..with his pants down to his kneesÂ….... I could see hisÂ…eyeballs rolling backward....mouth half-open and moaningÂ…..you can see from his face that it was very intense that the cums came shooting right into his own faceÂ…Â…
  
  then bloody hellÂ…Â….as he was about to clean up his own face.Â….a L Plate SAF 3 tonner came crushing into the back of this horny 2004LANCERÂ…..
  
  Damn terok siaÂ…Â…driver got killed while jerking offÂ…Â…

  can't help but laugh non-stop....thanks for the lunchtime funny story....whahahahaaaa....*thumbs-up*....some more u still can use words like, "can't see reg. no...."....whahahahahaa....see beh hoh!!!!!
• cooleo

  30 Jul 04, 12:21

  Originally posted by Gazelle:

  Few weeks ago, when I was having a cigarette at the balcony outside my flatÂ…Â…I saw this 2004Lancer parked along the filter lane of the PIE (cant see the reg.no)Â….. At first, I thought the driver must be talking on the phone or something....so decided to ignore himÂ…..but as I was about to return to my flat......the driver turn on the cabin lightsÂ…...holy cow!!!...... I saw a ugly looking driver holding his little bro in his hand, and jerking offÂ…..with his pants down to his kneesÂ….... I could see hisÂ…eyeballs rolling backward....mouth half-open and moaningÂ…..you can see from his face that it was very intense that the cums came shooting right into his own faceÂ…Â…
  
  then bloody hellÂ…Â….as he was about to clean up his own face.Â….a L Plate SAF 3 tonner came crushing into the back of this horny 2004LANCERÂ…..
  
  Damn terok siaÂ…Â…driver got killed while jerking offÂ…Â…

  
  
• arse-fan

  30 Jul 04, 15:44

  +1
• Infernal Affairs

  30 Jul 04, 16:21

  
  
  WHEN i read the 1st paragraph, guess somethk related to that crazy guy but also tod cld be smoethk else
• SibeiSuayKia

  30 Jul 04, 16:24

  oi it wasn't a SAF 3 tonner..
  
  it WAS a Bionix 17 tonner which accidentally hit the 2004LANCER ,
  the 2004LANCER driver was announced dead at yesterday only
  
  i also heard the 2004LANCER had a L plate on it also
  the driver i thought he was with a gal inside?
  
  eh i thought u all say the gal looks like Xu chun mei?
  wah kao the 2004LANCER driver so heng sia..managed to get XCM as his gal..
  
  The driver FYI wasn't wanking by according to the UAV in the sky
  it managed to screenshot the area and it spotted that the Guy was using his laptop and accessing sgforums.com when the incident actually happened
  
  oh yeah i think the driver tried to escape and pang seh the gal when he see the Bionix..he had his underwear on but actually due to some "Sexual movement" in the car the underwear got trapped in the acceleration pedal in the car..
  den i think he suay suay kana crushed together the gal when the bionix came over..
  
  Live together die together lor!
  
  
• maxsee

  30 Jul 04, 16:45

  i must say although u are pointing at lancer2004 from your thread...the description of masturbation do sounds like a scene from simpson.....
• red_tide24

  30 Jul 04, 19:11

  
• Black Cat

  30 Jul 04, 20:23

  WAhaAHAHAHAHA!!!!
• amuletgurl

  30 Jul 04, 20:31

  men.......
• sans-culotte

  30 Jul 04, 20:34

  This is hilarious....
• Patrik

  30 Jul 04, 20:41

  
• pUnkSai

  1 Aug 04, 00:34

  hmmm i should go to ecp sometime in the night.. might spot another having the same movement.. hehe..
  
  i cant believe de guy actually jerk off there.. how could he b aroused at that pt of time? watching xxx VCDs in the car? oh mi fcuking god
• dumbdumb!

  1 Aug 04, 01:05

  can't be 2004lancer la.. he's impotent you see, can't get it up.
• Gazelle

  1 Aug 04, 01:49

  Originally posted by pUnkSai:

  hmmm i should go to ecp sometime in the night.. might spot another having the same movement.. hehe..
  
  i cant believe de guy actually jerk off there.. how could he b aroused at that pt of time? watching xxx VCDs in the car? oh mi fcuking god

  I am glad to introduce you to the mighty mighty, master of jerk-off fantasies 2004LANCER
• patri_cia

  1 Aug 04, 20:57

  nice try
• NeonTetra

  1 Aug 04, 21:15

  why PIE?
• shandower

  2 Aug 04, 10:03

  LOL that's a good one.
• Gazelle

  3 Aug 04, 12:45

  Originally posted by 2004Lancer:

  can't help but laugh non-stop....thanks for the lunchtime funny story....whahahahaaaa....*thumbs-up*....some more u still can use words like, "can't see reg. no...."....whahahahahaa....see beh hoh!!!!!

  You should read this and jerk off at the same time......this might bring your sex life into a new dimension.....