Masturbation Diet??
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I think you guys will be very interested. Saw this article in Woman's World August edition:
So next time you can tell your gf/wife that they need to give you sex if they want you to lose weight. Haha
Aerobics has a new erotic Japanese variation. And it's for men only. Introducing Onanibics, which requires one to masturbate for at least 25 mins before ejaculation occurs in order to lose weight.
("Onani" is a common Japanese term for masturbation and it refers to a biblical figure named Onan who was destroyed for "spilling his seed on the ground".)
"Ejaculation raises the basic metabolism of muscles and consumes calories," says Dr Hideo Yamanaka on http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai. But for effective weight loss, it would take an ordinary young man to masturbate more than 100 times a month! And that works out ot be about three times a day!
For those who think it's too much, the doctor would have you think otherwise. He says,"Actually, more like four or five (times), if you're really serious. For each two kilos of body weight, you'd need to squeeze out two litres of semen."
It has been claimed that "guys who made their motto as 'At least one good tug a day' have managed to lose as much as four kilogrammes in a week"! In one case, a 55-year-old Japanese writer who weighs 100kg took it upon himself to try out the new exercise regime by hitting the red-light districts for some erm... 'assistance' at a porno video parlour, a peep show, etc. He chalked up a total of four hours of sexual activities that amounted to 43,8100 yen (S$690), including consumption tax. For all that 'intensive workout', he lost just about two kilogrammes.
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who wanna help mi
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wah den those expressions, maria chia can close shop liao. or they can provide alternate slimming like the above mention .
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the person so drained... later cannot stand how???Originally posted by RaTtY81:wah den those expressions, maria chia can close shop liao. or they can provide alternate slimming like the above mention . -
Check out the link. They have more funny news there.....cannot tahan la
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haha i just read that yesterday....... dun think it work lor...i never slim down leh...hahaha..... got another part talk about a test on uni student....those with regular sex have better result than those without it.. haha... dunno real or not also...
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wah,too bad this doesnt apply to gals.....
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wah slimming, studying ned masturbation. wats next???
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I think guys very happy if it apply to girlsOriginally posted by amuletgurl:wah,too bad this doesnt apply to gals..... -
these japs really know how to find excuses to have a good time
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i still believe in chinese medicine MORE.....i believe in massaging the vital acupuncture points of women to make them look best.....
All thanks to myself for being still a tradictional man.....
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Sex is good exercise.
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right/left arm become bery muscular
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wait till ppl overuse "it" and "it" drops off.
instant weight loss -
yeah.........a few grams......Originally posted by eutjin:wait till ppl overuse "it" and "it" drops off.
instant weight loss -
Slim down eh!? '
' Yah, like the guys here need an excuse to masturbate. -
i wonder how much weight does chest hair contribute to the body weightOriginally posted by FireIce:yeah.........a few grams...... -
well if have sex its much better
in facts researchers say a single sex session is like a mini maration..so u are bound to lose weight -
the weight you lose is all from your balls and your cock.
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a few milligrams.....Originally posted by eutjin:i wonder how much weight does chest hair contribute to the body weight -
actually quite true.. cos if you masturbate till you're dry everyday.. you lose weight.. cos you exert a lot of energy .. and concentration.. you feel dried up after like 3 to 4 times.. woah.. shag man.. for ladies .. it's abt the intense of their sex.. if it's like they sweat a lot during sex.. they will lose weight eventually if it's done like everyday??
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too late, geylang n those health centers already in business...Originally posted by RaTtY81:wah den those expressions, maria chia can close shop liao. or they can provide alternate slimming like the above mention . -
Better to just have sex a couple of times a day.
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You sure it doesn't apply? Maybe you should do it more often to find outOriginally posted by amuletgurl:wah,too bad this doesnt apply to gals..... 
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eah den drink water will replace the fluids lost what.....still gain back the weight lost...its only temporary