Originally posted by King Utter:
Mom always remind Mary, 'When you're wearing the skirt, you don't play on the swing or many people will see your panties.'
One day, Mary happily returned home and told Mom, 'Mommy today I competed with Tommy on the swing and won!'
Mom angrily said, 'Didn't Mommy tell you that when you are wearing skirt, you shouldn't play on the swing or else the people can see your panties?'
Mary proudly told her mom, 'But I'm clever! I took off my panties so they can't see my panties!'
