(views:Part 2)What u should neva do or say on 1 night stand
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Anybody like to share theirs?
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i hope to see u again?
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how much?
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Your sister was better.
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lets try 3P next time
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You should never, Dun wear a condom.
Durex Performa is out. Prolong your lovemaking sessions!
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Condoms Online? http://www.myintimatecare.com -
same time same place?
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never cum inside them....
else you'll be slapped with a kid a year later....
never give them your contact number... unless it was a good lay... -
your pusssy is damn loose
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Eye neat tool arse yaw further four purr mission tool mary yoo.
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is that ur mum i screw last nite?? moan and look like u leh...
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next time dun stand lah, next time we sit can?
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OOpps....I think the condom just broke
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"I have to leave early, I have an appointment with with doctor tomorrow morning regarding my HIV test results"
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ask the other person "You how old huh?"
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"Do you have change for a 50??"
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Originally posted by arse-fan:OOpps....I think the condom just broke
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"Will you marry me?"
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Never fail to use protection.
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Don't
Can we go for 1 night stand tonight?
Give me a blow
Suck me dry
Wait , I go buy rubber
Happen that I left 1 rubber in my wallet
Do
Erm, Music is too loud here lets find a quiet place to talk
Wash and clean you body
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i think you really failed you english, you don't even know what is one night stand right?Originally posted by sgboy2004:next time dun stand lah, next time we sit can?
one night stand = sex for one night only!! wah you damn STUPID leh! -
i think his english better den most of us here. anyways.. never.. say..
i love you. -
now this is funny......muahahahahahaha....but not as funnie as the careless whisper guy.....Originally posted by 14_boy:i think you really failed you english, you don't even know what is one night stand right?
one night stand = sex for one night only!! wah you damn STUPID leh!
i really believe the hes 14....muahahahaha -
Originally posted by ditzy:Your sister was better.
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Originally posted by 14_boy:i think you really failed you english, you don't even know what is one night stand right?
one night stand = sex for one night only!! wah you damn STUPID leh!
wow