HEY THIS COULD BE THE GUYS NEXT DOOR TO YOU....


Mr Tarzan Gladiator (Steven Lim)- Lord of the concrete jungle, no frill, no trill, no bananas & even talk about his balls. He can't even brother to have some decent striper's underwear to go with...

Mr Lemon Tree (Kelvin Sim) - The king of lemon pop learnt his moves para para (short for paralysed, there & elsewhere) from the arcade disco machine. What good can come out from a "Fool's Garden"? Can he take a place of William Hung? Don't mean to be a "sour" grape...

Mr Careless Whisper (Patrick Khoo) - Even George Michael got to 'KAW TAW' to Him. He has put a whole new meaning to the song "KILLING ME SOFTLY". Do talk too loud at him or he may crumble. The only safety is, you don't have to worry when you have lover's fight with him. Nor brother about what he says about you or to other people...Huh, what did you say?