Animaux
During the rutting season, deerÂ’s antlers become highly erogenous.
Some single cells have no fewer than eight different sexes.
Long a symbol of sexual potency, the rhinoceros can ejaculate ten times or more during his half hour session with a female. They also have penises that are 2 feet long.
Fleas are known to engage in sex immediately after feasting on a rabbitÂ’s blood specifically if the opportunity presents itself.
The 16-inch long Argentine lake duck has the longest penis of any bird - 17 inches, and some researchers speculate that they use it as a sort of lasso to keep the reluctant females from getting away.
Before mating, earthworms produce special mucus to glue themselves together.
ChimpanzeesÂ’ sex drive knows no limits and no sexual taboos. Rape, incest and promiscuity are common and some chimps even tackle bestiality, trying to copulate with other species, including unsuspecting human observers. Also, female chimpanzees have been observed masturbating with their fingers, twigs, and a water faucet.
Female baboons have been known to engage in a primitive form of prostitution by stealing food during sex.
If you think black widow mates have it rough, thatÂ’s nothing compared to the fly Serromyia femorata. For them, mating takes place with the two ventral surfaces together and the mouth parts touching. At the end of mating, the female sucks out the body content of the male through his mouth.
The female bedbug is born without any external sex organs. So the male bedbug has to drill a hole with his pointed penis into his partnerÂ’s gut and deposit his sperm into her bloodstream. During long spells without access to human blood, the female has been know to dine on her male partnerÂ’s semen.
Porpoises have been known to engage in group sex.
In June 1996, a giant, 1,800 pound male sea lion achieved notoriety when he crushed to death or suffocated up to fifty females of his species while trying to mate with them. At first authorities thought that hunters had been shooting the females before the truth was learned. Eventually ‘Sammy’ was put down so as to avoid further carnage.
Oysters change sex according to the temperature of the water around them.
During their conjugal activities, the female preying mantis will sometimes bite off the head of the male. In typical male fashion however, missing something as insignificant as a head is hardly enough to keep him from completing his task. HeÂ’s able to finish his purpose, impregnate the female as well as take care of her post-coital munchies as she finishes what she started. Sometimes the female will bite off the maleÂ’s head even before theyÂ’ve begun mating, but this too fails to slow him down, and though headless, manages to grope his way to fatherhood.
The ten-inch Banana Slugs of the Northwest end their 30-hour hermaphroditic mating session by chewing off each otherÂ’s male sex organs.
Pigs do indeed have a corkscrew-shaped penis. When engaged in sex, the maleÂ’s penis will make semi-rotary actions until it becomes firmly secured in the folds of the femaleÂ’s cervix at which point the male ejaculates, a process which in itself takes as long as 30 minutes.
Mosquitoes perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.
A whaleÂ’s penis is called a dork, which incidentally, is where we get the derogatory slang. The largest living animal, the blue whale, naturally enough also has the largest penis, measuring approximately 10 feet long and 1 foot in diameter. ItÂ’s cousin, the sperm whale gets as big as 9 feet. The sperm whale is so named because early sailors thought those gallons of white, gooey oil found in its head were indeed sperm.
Histoire
The Tang Dynasty Empress, Wu Hu (683-705 AD) insisted that all visiting dignitaries perform oral sex on her to pay her homage.
In Ancient China, where men were accustomed to spending hours a day satisfying their concubines, important papers were signed and lengthy business meetings were held “without the male member ever being withdrawn,” with the occasional quick thrust in order to remain erect.
The Mongol Emperors were the first to introduce ‘the happy ring,’ a sex aid that consisted of actual hardened goat’s eyelids fastened to the man’s penis. It was said that the goat’s eyelashes would tickle the woman during sex.
While prostitution has often been viewed throughout history as yet another business that can be taxed by the politicians (or even Popes at one time), in 15th century Nuremberg, money spent visiting prostitutes was actually tax-deductible, though it is not advisable to try this tactic on your next 1040.
The Egyptian Pharaoh Cheops used income from prostitution, including that from his daughter whom he pressed into harlotry, to finance the construction of The Great Pyramid at Giza.
Mesopotamian kings argued that their “right of the first night” (the duty of deflowering a virgin bride to ensure communal fertility) was such an egregious task that they charged the groom-to-be a fee to perform the ritual, and those who couldn’t pay were forbidden to marry.
To repel their would-be Scandinavian rapists, the nuns of a convent in Coldingham, Scotland in 870 AD cut off their noses and upper lips.
The oldest sex manuals were published in China 5,000 years ago.
Along with his more infamous sexual deviancy, the Marquis de Sade also got off on enjoying the smell of a womanÂ’s flatulence as well as pleasuring himself with crucifixes.
Pope John XII was deposed in 963 AD after being accused of adultery and incest. His successor, Leo VIII, died while copulating with a married woman.
Pope Alexander VI, who served during the late 1500s, was known for his whoring, his many illegitimate kids, his orgies in the Vatican and his habit of deflowering virgin brides immediately after overseeing their marriages. He even had an ongoing sexual relationship with his daughter Lucrezia.
The renowned 18th century French actress Mlle. Dubois, made a catalog of all her lovers over a 20-year period, and the final tally proves to be a number thatÂ’d make Wilt Chamberlain blush: 16,527 individuals, which works out to about three per day - and that was just during that particular 20-year period.
The English knights during the first Crusade spent their entire campaign fund on prostitutes.
Military outposts along the expense of the Great Wall of China during the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) included a “barracks brothel.” In addition to their regular duties, government prostitutes were trained as reserve soldiers in the event of an attack by the Mongolian hordes.
NapoleonÂ’s withered penis was purchased at a 1969 auction for $38,000.
Humain
Julius Caesar was known as the husband of every woman and the wife of every man.
Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle, proving once and for all that lacking such measures of masculinity is not necessarily an indicator of a manÂ’s mettle.
Pope Alexander VI; during one of his many orgies, had fifty prostitutes service the male partygoers with a prize given to the one with the most stamina.
While the stereotypical sexually-frustrated-oversexed adolescent boy begins masturbating long before his first sex act (with another party, that is), just the opposite is true of women as most actually donÂ’t start to masturbate regularly until after theyÂ’ve begun having sexual intercourse.
According to an interview with the late Timothy Leary, it was claimed that “in a carefully prepared, loving LSD session, a woman can have several hundred orgasms.”
A manÂ’s penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from intense nonsexual excitement like when his favorite team scores a touchdown.
Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, theyÂ’re sold door to door, by women.
White women and those women with a college degree in particular are the most receptive to anal sex.
In 1994, upon learning of her husbandÂ’s affair, Diane Sladek of Cleveland melted five candles in a pan and poured the boiling wax on Michael SladekÂ’s genitals, then used the aforementioned pan to beat him silly. Michael later commented that he hoped he and his wife could remain friends.
At the height of his career, John Holmes was making $3000 a day from films and reportedly as much selling himself as a gigolo. ItÂ’s estimated he copulated with more that 14,000 women in his life, both on and off screen.
Jazz fans, gun owners, and those who lack confidence in the president are among the most sexually active Americans.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair to grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbons.
King Solomon at one time had 700 wives and 300 concubines according to the eleventh chapter of first Kings.
Statistique
65% of bisexual women, according to one study, have orgasms regularly during sex, compared to only 29% for straight women. Bisexual women also have more sex, masturbate the most, use twice as many sex toys and are the most satisfied with their sex lives, compared to bisexual men, who are the least satisfied.
According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month.
Average number of erections per day for a man: 11. Average number of erections during night: 9.
The largest penis recorded was 11 inches and the smallest being 5/8 of an inch. Average length of a penis when not erect is 3.5 inches. Average length of a penis when erect is 5.1.
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons and there are 5-7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. The average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200 and the total amount of a lifetime of ejaculate is 14 gallons.
A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
Unfortunately, one in three men over the age of 60 will suffer from impotence.
The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
Men who are castrated live an average of 13 years longer than their manned counterparts.
In an average manÂ’s semen, approximately 10% are abnormal.
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
It is estimated by some that the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to 1000 men and women a year.
By the age of 24, one in three sexually active people will have contracted a sexually transmitted infection. At least one in four Americans, perhaps as many as one in two, will contract a sexually transmitted infection at some point in their lifetime.
According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
NorwayÂ’s average winter temperature may be a frosty 23 degrees, but that doesnÂ’t seem to bother the 66 percent of Norwegians who claim to have enjoyed sex in public - more than any other country.
14% of males said that they didnÂ’t enjoy sex the first time. 41% of women say they enjoyed sex the first time.
About 1% of the adult female population is able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.
Given todayÂ’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
According to a survey, the second most popular reason for having sex is to produce a baby.
Gouvernment
It is illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.
The U.S. Patent office has more than 800 patents related to human sexuality ranging from vaginal implements carved out of whalebone to condoms enhanced with embedded musical computer chips.
A law in Oblon, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying her husband sex.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
A law in Connorsville, Wisconsin forbids a man to shoot a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.
In Ames, Iowa, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
In Tremonton, Utah, there is a law that states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the womanÂ’s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
Divertissement
In the original Grimm Sleeping Beauty fairy tale, the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up.
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, and pumpkin pie.
The expression “get laid” supposedly has its roots in the Everleigh bordello in 1900’s Chicago: “I’m going to get Everleighed tonight.”
The mythical Amazons believed that lame men made the best lovers and consequently used to break the legs of their male captives.
Deep Throat, the 1972 flick often cited as the first modern porno, was made for only $22,000 but has raked in an estimated $600 million, giving it the highest budget to box office ratio of any film, ever.
Achilles, the famous Greek god of Achilles Heel fame, had sex with the Amazon queen, Penthesilia, but not before he killed her.
The word “vanilla” comes from the Latin word for vagina, because of the vanilla pod’s resemblance to the female genitalia.
Menstrual cramps have been known, in rare cases, to induce orgasm.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate, which in turn is derived from the Aztec word ahuacatl, which means testicle.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
