People say when a really bad person dies, that person goes to hell...
While in hell there are the devil who was obsessed with melting men's balls...
Everytime a men goes to hell, he has to face Mr devil himself...bare & naked.
They will have to confess to him all about their sex live....good & bad. After that the devil would place the man's ball on his hand & they will melt due to the fire & heat in hell...
People say when a really bad person dies, that person goes to hell...
While in hell there are the devil who was obsessed & enjoys melting men's balls...
Everytime a man goes to hell, he has to face Mr devil himself...bare & naked.
They will have to confess to him all about their sex live on earth....good & bad. After that the devil would place the man's ball on his flaming hand & they will melt instantly like butter on a hot pan. The horror looked from their faces has been the devil's ultimate pleasure..
One day, a man died & went to hell. As usual there was a long queue. While queuing he was wondering what was going on in front. He could hear all that noise & people screaming in front of the queue but could not see because of all the plumes of smoke, steam, and sulphur fumes like the inside of a volcano. By the time it was his turn, he saw the devil himself face to face. He was afraid & did not know what to expect.
Then the devil asked:"THERE IS NO POINT IN LYING BECOS I KNOW WHAT YOU DO ON EARTH.... HOW MANY GIRL HAVE YOU #UCK ON EARTH"
man: "I have lost count...maybe 3-5 partners day x 7 days x life time on earth? I just basically live for sex...and I treat all of them as my sex toys"
devil: "WHAT ARE THE SEXUAL THING YOU HAVE DONE TO THOSE GIRLS ON EARTH"
man: "erh...front, rear, ass, 69, BJ, brea$tstrokes, on her armpit..........almost all the style you can find on earth, mr devil..."
devil: "WELL DONE! YOU HAVE TRULY ENJOYED YOURSELF ON EARTH. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN HELL, YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE ANY MORE SEX...YOU DON'T NEED YOUR BALLS ANYMORE..." with that the devil stretched out his flaming hand & touched the man's balls...
The man tried desperately to struggle but was in vain...as if there were some invisible hands hold on to him....he screamed will all his lungs when those flaming hand touched his balls...then to the devil surprise, the man's balls did not melt as instant as they usually do.
The devil could not believed his own eyes. He then summoned all his power, with the strongest heat he could ever radiate from his hands...& with his infamous devilish, spine sheaving laugher....he stretch out and held the man's balls by both his hands.
devil: "THERE IS NO WAY ANY HUMAN WOULD NOT BURN IN THE INTENSITY OF THE FIRE!....EE..HAR..HAR HAR..WAH..HAR..HAR". The man screamed with fear & all his anguish.....till he almost fainted.
With a devilish laughed the devil open the palm of his hands thinking the balls cannot never stand his mighty power & this kind of intense fire from pit of hell...........but the devil was shocked & was thrown backward from the sight.... when he saw that the man's was still intact & nothing had happened to it.
the devil was fuming mad & questioned the man with his loud thundering voice: "NO! THIS CANNOT BE! WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL ARE THOSE THINGS...IT CANNOT BE HUMAN? WHO ARE YOU? THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING TO ME...!"
the man replied: "Its M&M's, only melts in the mouth...not in your hands..."
(Man & Marbles)....
