Joke !!!
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Prolly some of you have read this before
I was so happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I got many a
pleasant view of her voluptious breasts. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day, little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations.She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to
be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me..." I
was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight towards
my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family."
*The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car. -
HAHAHA....anyway i dont keep my condoms on me as well -
Indeed, I read it before.Originally posted by realitybites:Prolly some of you have read this before -
good one haha +1~!
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Read something like this b4 but the beginning not the same.
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Durex can made this into an ad....
at the end of it put....
"It's always good to be safe..... insists on condoms. Durex" -
Originally posted by X-men:Durex can made this into an ad....
at the end of it put....
"It's always good to be safe..... insists on condoms. Durex"
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Heard tat b4 -
if im the guy,i will be tempted leh
he's good..... -
haha he's lucky
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if its me i think sure tio one cos i'll try without condy
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chao ur boss you yu and go apply to be marketing manager in Durex now!Originally posted by X-men:Durex can made this into an ad....
at the end of it put....
"It's always good to be safe..... insists on condoms. Durex" -
I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THE YOUNGER SISTER AFTERALL I HAD ALREADY MADE LOVE TO THE ELDER ONE ALREADY....Originally posted by realitybites:Prolly some of you have read this before
I was so happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I got many a
pleasant view of her voluptious breasts. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day, little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations.She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to
be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me..." I
was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight towards
my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family."
*The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car. -
alamak u dun haf to type in caps lahOriginally posted by 2004Lancer:I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THE YOUNGER SISTER AFTERALL I HAD ALREADY MADE LOVE TO THE ELDER ONE ALREADY....
we ain't blind u know ? -
you didnt get the joke.Originally posted by 2004Lancer:I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THE YOUNGER SISTER AFTERALL I HAD ALREADY MADE LOVE TO THE ELDER ONE ALREADY.... -
we call this,Originally posted by realitybites:alamak u dun haf to type in caps lah
we ain't blind u know ?
2004lancer ingenuity. -
I think Bar forum should have more of this kind of educational jokes than .... those.....
good I enjoy it
more please -
wahahah!! heng my ahem no sister!
ohh wait ..... i dun have no car too!
TX -
obviouslyOriginally posted by the.raven:you didnt get the joke. -
ehheOriginally posted by F.O.S:I think Bar forum should have more of this kind of educational jokes than .... those.....
good I enjoy it
more please -
ya plz more jokes n let us