Do You Know Some Pu22ies R Windy?
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i once pumped non-stop until when i withdrew, my partner's pu22y started 'farting' a few times.....then on, i realise why people always say "CHEE HONG".....
there is really 'chee hong' in there....
after years of research, i derived some findings. there r certain circumstances when such phenomenon can occur:-
1) pu22y is slimy and stickily wet inside...
2) c.o.c.k during pumping MUST NOT withdraw out of pu22y...
3) focus MUST NOT be on 'withdrawing' action but on 'attacking' action - it is like simulating foot pump pumping air into a tyre....
4) pumping must be continuous...
5) when u r ready to hear flattling 'farting' sound coming from pu22y, withdraw quickly out of the pu22y...
6) sit back and listen carefully........."pu-pu puuuu pu-pu" -
Are u going to film a documentary on p*ssy farting?Originally posted by 2004Lancer:i once pumped non-stop until when i withdrew, my partner's pu22y started 'farting' a few times.....then on, i realise why people always say "CHEE HONG".....
there is really 'chee hong' in there....
after years of research, i derived some findings. there r certain circumstances when such phenomenon can occur:-
1) pu22y is slimy and stickily wet inside...
2) c.o.c.k during pumping MUST NOT withdraw out of pu22y...
3) focus MUST NOT be on 'withdrawing' action but on 'attacking' action - it is like simulating foot pump pumping air into a tyre....
4) pumping must be continuous...
5) when u r ready to hear flattling 'farting' sound coming from pu22y, withdraw quickly out of the pu22y...
6) sit back and listen carefully........."pu-pu puuuu pu-pu"
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yrs of research?
okies -
cannot! the reason being not every time achievable la.....success rate is extremely low....Originally posted by cooleo:Are u going to film a documentary on p*ssy farting? -
why? wanna try is it? if not paisay for what?Originally posted by amuletgurl:yrs of research? okies -
This sounds like a "sick" science experiment
Wheres the hypothesis,theory,conclusion,research & development , documentary?
You sound so professional "years of research"
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in short... these are called fanny farts...Originally posted by 2004Lancer:i once pumped non-stop until when i withdrew, my partner's pu22y started 'farting' a few times.....then on, i realise why people always say "CHEE HONG".....
there is really 'chee hong' in there....
after years of research, i derived some findings. there r certain circumstances when such phenomenon can occur:-
1) pu22y is slimy and stickily wet inside...
2) c.o.c.k during pumping MUST NOT withdraw out of pu22y...
3) focus MUST NOT be on 'withdrawing' action but on 'attacking' action - it is like simulating foot pump pumping air into a tyre....
4) pumping must be continuous...
5) when u r ready to hear flattling 'farting' sound coming from pu22y, withdraw quickly out of the pu22y...
6) sit back and listen carefully........."pu-pu puuuu pu-pu"
this is also another phenomenon other than assholes...
you may want to start another new topic called " Do fannies fart..."
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years of research.... right
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you very funnyOriginally posted by 2004Lancer:i once pumped non-stop until when i withdrew, my partner's pu22y started 'farting' a few times.....then on, i realise why people always say "CHEE HONG".....
there is really 'chee hong' in there....
after years of research, i derived some findings. there r certain circumstances when such phenomenon can occur:-
1) pu22y is slimy and stickily wet inside...
2) c.o.c.k during pumping MUST NOT withdraw out of pu22y...
3) focus MUST NOT be on 'withdrawing' action but on 'attacking' action - it is like simulating foot pump pumping air into a tyre....
4) pumping must be continuous...
5) when u r ready to hear flattling 'farting' sound coming from pu22y, withdraw quickly out of the pu22y...
6) sit back and listen carefully........."pu-pu puuuu pu-pu" -
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x1Originally posted by F.O.S:you very funny 
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if i funny, then how come no one comes forward to prove what i say is real? don't tell me no one has attained NAVANA? whahahaaaaOriginally posted by F.O.S:you very funny -
hahaha kids
time to grow a little -
grow li eh chee bye!!!! lim beh grow up 3 years earlier than u!!! ^$#^%@#^#!@#!^@#&*&@#@!>>>>Originally posted by borgkilla:hahaha kids
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Well i had not done heard pussy farting before....but sometimes when my partner just drank water and we had sex, i can hear the water bouncing inside her stomach during the pumping action....and she is so amused for that...funny girl.....
Cheers
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are u pumping the pu55y or a55Originally posted by 2004Lancer:6) sit back and listen carefully........."pu-pu puuuu pu-pu"
sounds like a55, maybe pump wrong hole..
jk
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like i saidOriginally posted by 2004Lancer:grow li eh chee bye!!!! lim beh grow up 3 years earlier than u!!! ^$#^%@#^#!@#!^@#&*&@#@!>>>>
time to grow a little -
Wut the...
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ok... to be frank... most of the time i time u r bullshittin!!!!! but.... this time round im with you... as i ENCOUNTED THIS b4 as well.... as for your finding... im not really sure how true its! but.... the PU PU PU sound i think its true....Originally posted by 2004Lancer:i once pumped non-stop until when i withdrew, my partner's pu22y started 'farting' a few times.....then on, i realise why people always say "CHEE HONG".....
there is really 'chee hong' in there....
after years of research, i derived some findings. there r certain circumstances when such phenomenon can occur:-
1) pu22y is slimy and stickily wet inside...
2) c.o.c.k during pumping MUST NOT withdraw out of pu22y...
3) focus MUST NOT be on 'withdrawing' action but on 'attacking' action - it is like simulating foot pump pumping air into a tyre....
4) pumping must be continuous...
5) when u r ready to hear flattling 'farting' sound coming from pu22y, withdraw quickly out of the pu22y...
6) sit back and listen carefully........."pu-pu puuuu pu-pu" -
congrats!!! u have attained Nirvana....Originally posted by NDU:ok... to be frank... most of the time i time u r bullshittin!!!!! but.... this time round im with you... as i ENCOUNTED THIS b4 as well.... as for your finding... im not really sure how true its! but.... the PU PU PU sound i think its true.... -
pussy farts
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2004lancer's Laws of pu22yOriginally posted by 2004Lancer:i once pumped non-stop until when i withdrew, my partner's pu22y started 'farting' a few times.....then on, i realise why people always say "CHEE HONG".....
there is really 'chee hong' in there....
after years of research, i derived some findings. there r certain circumstances when such phenomenon can occur:-
1) pu22y is slimy and stickily wet inside...
2) c.o.c.k during pumping MUST NOT withdraw out of pu22y...
3) focus MUST NOT be on 'withdrawing' action but on 'attacking' action - it is like simulating foot pump pumping air into a tyre....
4) pumping must be continuous...
5) when u r ready to hear flattling 'farting' sound coming from pu22y, withdraw quickly out of the pu22y...
6) sit back and listen carefully........."pu-pu puuuu pu-pu" -
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u knowing why becus my bfr he dog dog me and the windy inside so i trying to move the fan to blowing far from me but sometiming got one cannot doing anything one la
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DogDog? Cool! u teachin me can or not?Originally posted by PertyLucy:u knowing why becus my bfr he dog dog me and the windy inside so i trying to move the fan to blowing far from me but sometiming got one cannot doing anything one la