12 Reasons Why Gals Should Not Buy a 2004 LANCER
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1. The LANCER 2004 , when your making love with your boyfriend
at east coast park , will have automatic camera function to take photos
and peek at you
2. The LANCER 2004 , after a delivery by Japan , will have emotions
and your bf might love the car too much and ignore you
3. The LANCER 2004 , when it gets horny , will break down at the side
of expressway and drips oil out of the fuel tank to relieve itself
4. The LANCER 2004 , needs lubricant and alot of stuff to maintain it
cause the LANCER 2004 engine will run smoothly after you lubricate it
5. The LANCER 2004 , likes to use its hidden camera and voice recorder to
spy on it's female occupant.
6. The LANCER 2004 , engine will get noisy if it doesn't get a female occupant
inside it.
7. The LANCER 2004 , is a very curious car and like a nissan sunny , it's radio antenna will stick out when he see any chio bu.
8. Unlike normal cars when u pull up the stick , the car will brake , but the
LANCER 2004's car stick aka handbrake when a female driver erected it up
the LANCER 2004 will go even faster
9. The LANCER 2004 , looks super stylish but inside no brain 1..no smart
control like Mercedez S320L
10. LANCER 2004 , got auto lock function , which means once a lady driver
is driving and stucked inside , she got no way to escape the door will lock itself from outside then you will hear a nasty but familiar grin of 2004LANCER from sgforums.com
11. The LANCER 2004 doesn't come with warranty or any insurance ,
cause failure is guarenteed.
12. Unlike stylish cars , which comes with back massager, this LANCER 2004
also comes with boobs massager and etc etc [FILTERED out] due
to adult content , and the LANCER 2004's computer will be too happy
to use the computerised boobs massager , in fact the car in fact cost
cheaper with the boobs massager -
u sure or not?
i like lancer le. -
SibeyWuEng ah you.
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Really have lotsa free time huh.. -
no lar this is dedicated to our 2004 LANCER mah..
aiyah took me 5 minutes to write this niah..
i can even write out a 100 reasons.. -
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6. The LANCER 2004 , engine will get noisy if it doesn't get a female occupant
inside it.
i dont think this reason match the title.
since its noisy if it doesnt get a female.. than the more female should be in it haha..
ok forget it
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Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:no lar this is dedicated to our 2004 LANCER mah..
aiyah took me 5 minutes to write this niah..
i can even write out a 100 reasons.. I know your reason... -
Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:
*cough*bullsh*t*hack*
[b]aiyah took me 5 minutes to write this niah..
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pls change ur nick to sibeiboliao ok?? thanksOriginally posted by SibeiSuayKia:no lar this is dedicated to our 2004 LANCER mah..
aiyah took me 5 minutes to write this niah..
i can even write out a 100 reasons.. -
for certain cars like EVO and STI, the noisier the betterOriginally posted by lolsuck:6. The LANCER 2004 , engine will get noisy if it doesn't get a female occupant
inside it.
i dont think this reason match the title.
since its noisy if it doesnt get a female.. than the more female should be in it haha..
ok forget it
so when they rev up the engine , more keng
for Lexus and merc..people prefer quieter -
Ahhh.. whatever i'll buy what i want to buy isn't it?
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up up up so more people can see
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LOL!
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hahahahahahahah
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too free..
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SAY!!!!Originally posted by SGpork:too free.. 
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SAY!! simi sai?
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me too.Originally posted by _hOnDaBabY_:u sure or not?
i like lancer le. -
wad? gals like lancer??
HaIz last time Gals i thought like non-perverted guys??
now gals like sex-experts like 2004? haiz
looks like i must corrupt my minds
*trying not to think of women* -
yawn!~ such a lame topic. mod, please lock this topic!
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