Anal sex with gf....haiz
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Hi all, this thread is not meant to look pervertish or being funny...perhaps for guys out there for some advice...
Just wanna know any guys out there ever had anal sex with own gf before...today i tried just to spruce up my sex life with her and wa liao it was so difficult lor...ended up in a failure, never go in...apply baby oil also like that...but my gf say it feel funny when i poke my finger inside, she say like going to shit like that...haha
I feel funny also, when i was abt to penetrate my penis turned soft, perhaps its rejecting this action also....
how ah, any one with exp can advise... -
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Picture yourself as the owner of a house. U dun enter your house thru 'front door' but chose to climb in thru 'small window' like a thief. For f**k?Originally posted by forum_man:Hi all, this thread is not meant to look pervertish or being funny...perhaps for guys out there for some advice...
Just wanna know any guys out there ever had anal sex with own gf before...today i tried just to spruce up my sex life with her and wa liao it was so difficult lor...ended up in a failure, never go in...apply baby oil also like that...but my gf say it feel funny when i poke my finger inside, she say like going to shit like that...haha
I feel funny also, when i was abt to penetrate my penis turned soft, perhaps its rejecting this action also....
how ah, any one with exp can advise... -
Front door i always go in until sianz liao ma...i mayb need viagra soon...i love my gf alot, but sometimes sex with her is like eating vegetarian food...quite boring liao....Originally posted by cooleo:Picture yourself as the owner of a house. U dun enter your house thru 'front door' but chose to climb in thru 'small window' like a thief. For f**k?
She love to initiate sex with me alot, sometimes 3-4times a week...but now dun know why felt bored liao...sex no longer fun...
haiz you are not me you wun understand...for those older men like me, they will understand the same plight... -
hmm try more EVEN more buildup, foreplay? heard that this is the more exciting part of sex....
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Hi, it will help if both of you are already quite turned-on for sex. It is better if she has had an orgasm, she will be relaxed and eager. Get her to lie on her stomach with 2 pillows supporting her, with her legs apart.Originally posted by forum_man:Front door i always go in until sianz liao ma...i mayb need viagra soon...i love my gf alot, but sometimes sex with her is like eating vegetarian food...quite boring liao....
She love to initiate sex with me alot, sometimes 3-4times a week...but now dun know why felt bored liao...sex no longer fun...
haiz you are not me you wun understand...for those older men like me, they will understand the same plight...
You need a lot of KY jelly or baby oil. Put it around her hole and your cock. And be gentle.
Good luck !
PS:_ she will later complain that she feels like going to the toilet. SHe may fart and end up ejecting your semen. -
brother u come to the wrong forum lah... ppl here are mostly saint or are not mature enough to discuss about ur kind of topic lah.....try sammyboy lah...there should have expert.. haha.. too bad i cant advice u too... i never did it b4 too... did try to.. but too big cannot go in lor..Originally posted by forum_man:Front door i always go in until sianz liao ma...i mayb need viagra soon...i love my gf alot, but sometimes sex with her is like eating vegetarian food...quite boring liao....
She love to initiate sex with me alot, sometimes 3-4times a week...but now dun know why felt bored liao...sex no longer fun...
haiz you are not me you wun understand...for those older men like me, they will understand the same plight... -
Yes she had a great orgasm liao becoz i did oral her until she cum...but i was not very turned on at then, so i initiated something new - anal sex...she was sporty enough to give me a try...never evr did that before...my didi just cant go in...too big for that...and her hole too tight, even with oil also cannot..Originally posted by specfore:Hi, it will help if both of you are already quite turned-on for sex. It is better if she has had an orgasm, she will be relaxed and eager. Get her to lie on her stomach with 2 pillows supporting her, with her legs apart.
You need a lot of KY jelly or baby oil. Put it around her hole and your cock. And be gentle.
Good luck !
PS:_ she will later complain that she feels like going to the toilet. SHe may fart and end up ejecting your semen. -
Well at least someone here did that before...i am not alone...Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):brother u come to the wrong forum lah... ppl here are mostly saint or are not mature enough to discuss about ur kind of topic lah.....try sammyboy lah...there should have expert.. haha.. too bad i cant advice u too... i never did it b4 too... did try to.. but too big cannot go in lor..
agree, mine didi also cannot go in... -
Hahaha.... yes I forgot to tell you that there could be problems with the size of your thing and the size of the hole. The problem is that the hole is consticted by your rectal muscle. If she is tensed, the muscle is tight. She may be tensed because it is the first time.Originally posted by forum_man:Well at least someone here did that before...i am not alone...
agree, mine didi also cannot go in...
Honestly, for myself, I have tried it many times with a few girls. Only those that were really relaxed and was not the first few times for them, were the ones that allowed my thingy to go in !!! -
my suggestion is keep at it you will get in there
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Haha~
My gf has piles so no anus sex for us too !
Beside anal sex can try oral sex wif ice cubes in her mouth (pls have sex after tat for legal pps)
Try dress-up, sex in public etc.. -
Had an ex who wanted to try it out, but same case lor.. very difficult to penetrate lor.. so dropped the whole idea.. never did tried anymore..
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Your gal must be totally relaxed or else penetration is impossible.
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Hmm... Experienced guy...Originally posted by shandower:Your gal must be totally relaxed or else penetration is impossible.
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wats so great abt anal sex???pain pain lar,plus....theres sh*t leh
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actually...the correct way to have anal sex ( cleanly ) is to have an enema .. yep its trueOriginally posted by amuletgurl:wats so great abt anal sex???pain pain lar,plus....theres sh*t leh
clean out your rectum and its cleaner to have anal sex
thats what the porn actors/actress do.. thats why u never see any dark coloured discharge
not so painful with alot of lubrication -
fwah!im learning new things everydayOriginally posted by borgkilla:actually...the correct way to have anal sex ( cleanly ) is to have an enema .. yep its true
clean out your rectum and its cleaner to have anal sex
thats what the porn actors/actress do.. thats why u never see any dark coloured discharge
not so painful with alot of lubrication
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bro... first and most important advise... you wouldn't want to try that again, its infectious...(you may get hook to it)Originally posted by forum_man:Hi all, this thread is not meant to look pervertish or being funny...perhaps for guys out there for some advice...
Just wanna know any guys out there ever had anal sex with own gf before...today i tried just to spruce up my sex life with her and wa liao it was so difficult lor...ended up in a failure, never go in...apply baby oil also like that...but my gf say it feel funny when i poke my finger inside, she say like going to shit like that...haha
I feel funny also, when i was abt to penetrate my penis turned soft, perhaps its rejecting this action also....
how ah, any one with exp can advise...
only joking... whats more important is... if she is your serious gf, you shouldn't try this on her, cos you'll have to encounter days when the poor gf complains of her difficulty in holding back her S.H.I.T cos she may have loosen her anal muscle...
imagine how you'll feel if you poor gf stains her undies everytime....
another thing to note is... baby oil is not the right "tool" to use... if you're really into it... please do use K.Y instead... -
Why??
the gays do it tat way only bec they have no other hole to use
Anyway, the muscle around the anus (which is called the anal sphincter) its very strong but frequent anal sex actually loosen the muscle.
Now here is the bummer! unlike the muscle in the virgina which can be strengthen to grip, the anal sphincter is I think what is called a smooth muscle and cannot be trained so once its loose I think other than surgical intervention, I am not sure that it can be tighten again.
Which is why my gay friends tell me that after sometime, once that muscle loosen up they actually find it difficult to hold things in... and always feels like going to the toilet to shit even when there is little to get out!!!
Dont mistake the anal sphincter for the butt muscle ie the PC muscle which you can voluntarily contract when you tighten your butt! that muscle is not the one that closes the hole its the rubber band like anal sphincter that closes it. even if you could use the PC muscle to close it... try this experiment... grip your butt muscle and see how long you can grip it tight. Now imagine what happens when you become tired??? everything comes out! But on the other hand smooth muscles dont get tired which is why you can hold shit in for days on end without having to control!
Sooooo why do anal?? a couple of minutes of fun each night but 24/7 of of inconvenience!
you go figure the maths and decide if its worth it esp if you love the person you are having sex with! -
pardon my ignorance, where to buy this enema and KY gel huh....what exactly can enema do? Eat oreadi let her clear the bowels (bearah all) ah?
aiya if i still cant have anal sex also nvm la...i thot of another way liao...i will ask my gf to lie with her buttock facing me (doggy style), then i penetrate her vagina from behind, at the same time i use my finger to penetrate and rub her anal lor...she still get the shiokness ma...
Im going to try this man, confirm she orgasm until she scream...haha...waiting for my overseas trip with her, then can whole night make out until she scare and beg me for mercy...haha
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this is so disgusting
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What ya expect? This is the BAR ley...? <Originally posted by snowkiss:this is so disgusting And you've seen NOTHING YET...