Joke - 20years
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a
wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down
... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a
vibrator... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She goes completely ballistic. " You impotent bastard, " she screamed at
him, " how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:"I'll explain
the toy ... if you explain the kids." -
OUCH!
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heard it b4. but still
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x2Originally posted by amuletgurl:OUCH! 
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Quite a sad story
... from the husband's point of view
Anyway and luckily, impossible scenario to be found in real world...