Originally posted by BestAgt:
Ladies older than me always call me boy which i'm very irritated with. Why they like to call guys younger than them boys? I just don't understand.
1, I'm old enough to make baby
2, i'm just few months away to become 21, not a minor.
3, I have more white hairs than them.
4, i got my own income.
Guys, at which stage, do you reckon a boy has upgraded to a man? after puberty? after a specific age? after you have money to support youself?
Trouble being a man? Trouble being recognised as a man? Well you need M@A's instant guide to BEING a man!
Men_At_arm's 16 ways to be a MAN and LOVED for it:
1. Drink beer other some other form of popular alcholic drink
2. GO through NS
3. Have body hair, inclusive of facial hair
4. Have veins on your arms and biceps
5. Have moderate or big muscles
6. Smoke (optional)
7. Have a deep BOOMING voice
8. Have a piece of material equipment to symbolise your manhood, e.g. Sword, harley davidson motorbike, car etc etc
9. Look middle aged, as if your 30
10. Swear, curse (clashes with 11.)
11. Be chivalrous (clashes with 10.)
12. Have hard abs
13. Be tall at least 1.77 m or heigher.
14. Engage in weight training or some other male brute sport, e.g. wrestling, rugby, boxing, NO CYBER GAMES
15. Be able to fight, or at least look like you can fight.
16. Be big sized, or at least bigger than your woman
17. Wear aftershave
18. Have some scars on your face to give that "experienced vet" look
However, not all of us can be Men. So here's an alternative for younger men.
Men at Arms's ways to be a young man
1. Bleech your hair
2. Sing in a sweet voice while having a deep voice
3. Drink alchohol
4. Dance like some boyband dude with hip cool moves
5. Wear baggy clothes
6. Be skinny
7. Own a piece of material equipment to symbolise your COOLNESS, e.g. some cool looking pendant, earrings, an mp3 player or something like that.
8. Be able to break a girl's heart, or look as though you have broken many hearts before. (clashes with 9.)
9. Never break a girl's heart, or look as though you have never broken a girl's heart before. (Clashes with 8.)
10. Engage in some cool athletic team sport, e.g. Basketball, soccer, track and field, cyber games acceptable for now.
11. Wear light deodarant, appear always clean and neat and nice, while at the same time at ease in baggy clothes.
12. Have clear unblemished unscarred face
13. Be at least taller than 1.65 m but no taller than 1.8 m
14. Be young, or at least look like your 16-18 years old
15. Engage in some sport that calls for agility and dexterity, e.g. roller blading, heeling or archery (archery is good for that LEGOLAS appearance)
16. Have minor veins only on your arms
17. Have relatively small biceps or muscles
Now lets see what some people have to say.
Devil: IT REALLY WORKS! PEOPLE THINK I AM A MAN NOW!?!?
FireIce: watever lorrrrrr
Bear: I am a bRand new MAN!
You see! IT works, so start following m@A's easy guide now and we guarantee you will be a MAN or at least give the impression your one
