Fireice & JWorld's avatars very tua liap....
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...........is it the real you?
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A-cup nia leh
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wld they want to advertise themselves?
come to think of it,maybe yes....
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That's the gorgeous Maggie Q! How could you not recongise her?
The lead actress of Gen Y Cop and some other HK movies.
She's playing the role of Auntie Fann's daughter in the upcoming Telemovie House of Harmony. -
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Jealous you don't have ar?Originally posted by The Hobbit:...........is it the real you?
so big.........
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he dun haf...but his wife got....
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no wonder i can't sleep last night..........Originally posted by DrAlpha:he dun haf...but his wife got.... -
size doesn't matter. its how u carry it and use it.Originally posted by FireIce:A-cup nia leh -
And so?
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so small how to see?!?!?!?Originally posted by JWorld:That's the gorgeous Maggie Q! How could you not recongise her?
The lead actress of Gen Y Cop and some other HK movies.
She's playing the role of Auntie Fann's daughter in the upcoming Telemovie House of Harmony. -
open your eyes wide shutOriginally posted by kopiosatu:so small how to see?!?!?!? -
Originally posted by ditzy:Jealous you don't have ar?
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Its 3 in the morning, we both are off tomorrow, our pay has just been banked in by the ahole in personnel who likes to look down your blouse, Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing is playing on our Harvey Norman 36 month instalment purchased CD player.Originally posted by FireIce:A-cup nia leh
The lights are dimmed. the front door is locked. the dog died yesterday (from your cooking). the starhub bill is on giro, your boss is away in Bangkok to see his mia noi , you are on the pill (obtained from the Chee-Koo Dr Lim at the next block who also likes to look down your blouse) ...
The latest DVD which we purchased discreetly from Crawford lane is playing on the plasma tv your Dad gave us from his recent winnings on Arsenal....the girl on the film is pleading for more, the guy looks like he's getting a heart attack. we take 2 hours to make sweet sweet love....
...the Straits Times arrives with a thud on our upgraded (200 extra) HDB door, the auntie downstairs starts screaming at her kid to get ready for school, she screams at her hubby Ah (Mai) Heng to get up to get ready to drive his early shift , the car salesman who lives next door starts for his car with a look of resignation on his face (he hates the job, but he has to feed his 6 kids, wife and mistress in Guangzhou, plus his flings with the cutie from Guangzhou who calls him every night hoping for him to come KTV)...
We have no care in the world, in our little CPF paid for, govment upgraded HDB cocoon of love, Marvin sings.....~~ lets make love tonight~~ ~~cause you do it right~~
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In the afterglow of our sweet love making we snooze, no cares in this world, we are the only souls in our block without a care...
Your hp rings, it's the bank..you didnt pay your visa card minimum, you promise to pay tomorrow, throw the phone into the laundry basket, (it lands on the panites I bought for you at Suntec on my last month's pay day) ..
You come back to bed, you snuggle up close, I turn the aircon up on the remote...it dosent work..i throw it away....I kiss your neck (smelling like the latest CK scent bought from the Bukit Timah "cheaper" cosmetics shop).
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my hands roam, so do yours (with more abandonment), we make love again, you cannot cum,, I try and I try..to hold myself back I think of my income tax instalments, my car payments, your card charges at AX, I try with all my heart to hold back so we can busk in the release together...KNS!! .... my handphone rings....
Its Lawrence at the Kopi Tiam, he calls to ask if got play Austria eat ball or not...I tell him to go talk to Ar Kopi Kao Auntie, he says Alamak Brudder..soli la....
My Sex/Lust drive is gone..my little brother gave up and hibernate...I look at 'him' in digust....he just hides in his cave, curls up and sleep...
You look at me in utter distress..No! No! you say..don't you dare leave me this way! Not with batteries died on my toy.... note - Mama shop close today for Muthu's wedding..
I'm stressed, you are insatiable (wah big word), you are a bottomless pit, you are the Singapore Idol who gets praised by Douglas O . you are catwoman, spidergirl and tabu star all rolled into one prata (no egg .. expensive)...
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Good thing i have a can of guiness in the fridge, I pop in 3 (three... Wah) eggs, gulp the glass down... and in 5 minutes, Wella!!
Mini me is back....
Mini me wakes up...looks around (still grumpy) and sees you..he 's instantly awake..
The smile on your face is worth a thousand Lexus L400s...
Again we make sweet sweet love...its arready 3pm but we dont care..we make love like time stands still, like we don't need to go Citibank to top up our Ready Credit account....
tbc (kns 4.30 arready... got to wash the taxi...Ah Tan Tian Way sure luan K|a|n).. -
huh?Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:Good thing i have a can of guiness in the fridge, I pop in 3 (three... Wah) eggs, gulp the glass down... and in 5 minutes, Wella!!
Mini me is back....
Mini me wakes up...looks around (still grumpy) and sees you..he 's instantly awake..
The smile on your face is worth a thousand Lexus L400s...
Again we make sweet sweet love...its arready 3pm but we dont care..we make love like time stands still, like we don't need to go Citibank to top up our Ready Credit account....
tbc (kns 4.30 arready... got to wash the taxi...Ah Tan Tian Way sure luan K|a|n).. -
eerrrmm.........nice story.............
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uncle continue leh..
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It’s 7 in the evening, the Hawaii 5-0 ring tone on my 6 year old nokia wakes us up from our slumber.. It’s my Italian friend Ruca “ hey amigo…yo kan (Italian greeting for fcuk your something something close relative) how the going man?” Ruca asks. All okay I reply and agree to meet him and his leggy blue eyed blond hair Swedish gf at the 6th avenue pizza place. You agree to come along.
Ruca and Lisa are there waiting for us, as usual Lisa looks (like she just came about 100 times) radiant. We order the pizza and pasta you like with the Italian beer that tastes like piss. The small talk was ok and as usual Ruca takes every chance he gets to look down your blouse ( alamak you really should have worn something under that loose blouse). Its ok, I steal glances at Lisa too and she knows it and acts demure.
After all the bad beers we agree to move to Ruca’s pad nearby for more drinks. Ruca says he has the best bottle of grappa that money can buy waiting for us in the fridge – that Italian grappa really tastes like Ah Pek Wine don’t you think?. We get there and pretty soon the slow Babyface music ~everytime I close my eyes..~ and grappa gets to us. We start necking, they start necking and pretty soon Ruca is looking over at us with his “can I do her?’ look, even though I would love to get into Lisa’s skirt I hold you tightly and shake my head. Ruca understands my signal and backs off. After all, you and me have a joint account at uob which is guaranteed by your fixed deposit. -
Now can see bah?Originally posted by kopiosatu:so small how to see?!?!?!?
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did u guys saw i saw?Originally posted by Honeybunz:Now can see bah?
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chio hor?Originally posted by rongshao85:did u guys saw i saw?
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lol...Originally posted by Honeybunz:chio hor?
Stop drooling!