Singapore friend trying to sian a Ang Mo Char Bor
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during a tour with some of my friends in United Kingdom, one of them saw a see beh chio ang mo char bor.......like Caterine Zeta Jones.......he approached her and wanted to chat her up.......
but he got no topic to strike a conversation...so he gei kiang.......he thought about chatting about money......
so he walked up to her...and he chatted, "hi....u all use pounce here? we use Singapore dollars there.....er...very special the naming of your currency.....ONE pence....TWO penis......."
the ang mo char bor suddenly walked away.....my friend felt so sad and asked me what happened?
what a loser....SAY!!!!
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wah lan...... his chat up intro damnnnnnn "cold" lor .....
Lucky the ang moh nvr say "ha ha" sacastically and walk away .......
Can imagine his bang balls face. -
creativity! creativity guys!
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hahaha.. ok ok...ask ur fren dun so smart lah...
just my 2 penis worth of comment... -
Not 2 pence worth huh??Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):hahaha.. ok ok...ask ur fren dun so smart lah...
just my 2 penis worth of comment... -
2004Lancer, do you have a life outside /sex/?
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what a KPO sai!!Originally posted by deranged58:2004Lancer, do you have a life outside /sex/?
cannot tell u !!!
cannot SAY!!!! -
Not surprised
That's one of the lamest pick up lines I've ever heard. Haha -
The gal saw 2004Lancer, thats why she walked away.
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Your trueblue friend is not a loser but a winner. At least he have the courage to approach an angmo. Not much ppl can do that. If he can do for 10 times, Im sure he will get his cake one day.
But standing there, doing nothing and seeing yr friend's failure and laughing at it..didnt make u a loser instead.
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yeah rite....when she saw i have 2 penis in my hand......Originally posted by ditzy:The gal saw 2004Lancer, thats why she walked away. -
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush????
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are you that guy ?Originally posted by 2004Lancer:during a tour with some of my friends in United Kingdom, one of them saw a see beh chio ang mo char bor.......like Caterine Zeta Jones.......he approached her and wanted to chat her up.......
but he got no topic to strike a conversation...so he gei kiang.......he thought about chatting about money......
so he walked up to her...and he chatted, "hi....u all use pounce here? we use Singapore dollars there.....er...very special the naming of your currency.....ONE pence....TWO penis......."
the ang mo char bor suddenly walked away.....my friend felt so sad and asked me what happened?
what a loser....SAY!!!! -
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unless your friend is a handsome guy...pounce or penis or whatever wouldnt really make a difference.Originally posted by 2004Lancer:during a tour with some of my friends in United Kingdom, one of them saw a see beh chio ang mo char bor.......like Caterine Zeta Jones.......he approached her and wanted to chat her up.......
but he got no topic to strike a conversation...so he gei kiang.......he thought about chatting about money......
so he walked up to her...and he chatted, "hi....u all use pounce here? we use Singapore dollars there.....er...very special the naming of your currency.....ONE pence....TWO penis......."
the ang mo char bor suddenly walked away.....my friend felt so sad and asked me what happened?
what a loser....SAY!!!! 
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lang kiang jiu ho, mai gei kiang!
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Please... the 'english' is a huge turn off already...
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lancer2004,
which part of england did u went? They have different accents in different areas.
I spent a year in nottingham and did some pretty fantastic stuff with the gurls! hell yeah!
Sometimes they just don;t like asians.
Sorry bro.. -
Go bang wall lah ..