I Feel Really Down Today..
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so can the girls here cheer me up a bit?
please? pretty please?
::: braces for barrage ::
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how come? today right ball bigger ah? keke..
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no Red...actually the left one getting bigger....swollen from days of no action due to my lack of cash due to :Originally posted by red_tide24:how come? today right ball bigger ah? keke..
high oil price despite the opec declaration of increased output (actually no increase because they arready producing more), and the sobs keep blowing up the oil pipelines in iraq and the concerns about the increased threat of terrorism in the world and also....also....I just got rejected by my last hope for a screw today...my neighbour...the b|tch....if i got money to go geylang... i wouldnt even give her the time of day...but ah hobbit he pay me like 100 vietnam dong a day...the ahole...so wat to do.....
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arready maamOriginally posted by FireIce: -
actually i am really contemplating jumping in front of the train at Bishan...but i wooried miss the farkin track kns, embarassing limit....
anyone of u take mrt tru bishan better tell me time of train arrival in bishan so i dont jump dat one
otherwise u like hell have to take bus and go home late by 2 hours and your gf arready farkin around with muthu... -
arent u in china? so quickly back in sg already?
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wen i bac lah...Originally posted by mahai102:arent u in china? so quickly back in sg already?
actually...wat is the most effective way to kill yourself? any advise?
..is it good to drink bleach? ...wait turn white and then dont die...bigsh|t problem isnt it? -
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KNN... I am staying in Bishan so please go jump somewhere else! The quota for Bishan station has been reached....Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:actually i am really contemplating jumping in front of the train at Bishan...but i wooried miss the farkin track kns, embarassing limit....
anyone of u take mrt tru bishan better tell me time of train arrival in bishan so i dont jump dat one
otherwise u like hell have to take bus and go home late by 2 hours and your gf arready farkin around with muthu...
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for u maybe will be to drink ur own sper m....Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:wen i bac lah...
actually...wat is the most effective way to kill yourself? any advise?
..is it good to drink bleach? ...wait turn white and then dont die...bigsh|t problem isnt it? -
Errr why don't you die in your sleep? Maybe you will have some happy dreams to go along with it.
Stuff yourself with sleeping pills or take a drive, park somewhere scenic and turn on some soft music and enjoy the air-con and take a nap. -
drinking clorox is a good way of killing yourself...but then you might find yourself going to the toilet more often...probably end up with cleaner intestines in your case...need something stronger....try rat poison...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:wen i bac lah...
actually...wat is the most effective way to kill yourself? any advise?
..is it good to drink bleach? ...wait turn white and then dont die...bigsh|t problem isnt it? -
Haiz...
I lost my hp todae...
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i show condelenceOriginally posted by Patrik:Haiz...
I lost my hp todae... 
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Wolf spiders are often seen in large numbers and it was once thought that they hunted in packs - which is why they are named after the predatory wolf. They are mottled brown.
Wolf spiders live on the ground in open areas. On sunny days, they can be seen in large numbers in open patches of woodland.
They hunt small insects and sometimes other smaller wolf spiders. They actively hunt during the day.
Reproduction: When a male finds a female he will perform a courtship dance involving waving his front legs about and vibrating his abdomen.
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No sh|t... you make my day man.
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are u a wolf spider?
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I try my BestOriginally posted by BÃ¥seline:No sh|t... you make my day man.
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Be gentle with muthu.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:I try my Best -
ROFL!!Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:Be gentle with muthu. -
No such Luck. I'm only a Testicular SpiderOriginally posted by beavan:are u a wolf spider?
(but I have interviews next week!) -
haha who's muthu?
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Muthu is my sex slave. It is neither boy or girl but something like a SUBspecies (I fark all the SUBspecies). It resembles a mixture of Maggi Q and Florence Lian.Originally posted by beavan:haha who's muthu?
I saved it when it was a little thing stranded on the planet GThongs where he
was ill treated by Alien Queen (the one that got no time so puts on her g-string while talking to her mahjong kakis on the hp).
Ever since Muthu (actually it's real name is ComeFarkMeMuthu) has been my loyal servant and waits patiently everyday for me to abuse it in anyway I want.
It's only problem is it speaks only Gthongs & Crotchless (neighbouring planet) lingo so can't go to the 7-11 to buy condoms. I am trying to enrol him in Hokkien classes but no Clan Association will take him! -
*throws smeeeeeeelly eggs at funny ballsssss*Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:so can the girls here cheer me up a bit?
please? pretty please?
::: braces for barrage ::