Instructions For Life
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Post them here!
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Don't trust a lover who doesn't close her/his eyes when you kiss
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dont zip up your pants when your penis havent put back yet.
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If you're ugly, you will never get laid (ever) so dont try
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Always remove tampon prior to attempting sex
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes Your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it -
If you wanna binge on the sly; do so. However, do remember to wipe your mouth
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dont fark SUBspecies ugly as.s girlfriend who coudnt find a better monkey than him in the farkin idoit village the ineducated monkey as.s m.farker comes from
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dont fark anyone if u dont love him/her
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always carry condom around. its better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it
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marry someone you can handle. -
assume you dun patronise prostitutes?Originally posted by wavywave:dont fark anyone if u dont love him/her
or you just luv them all?
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i dont go for prostitudesOriginally posted by Axelheat755:assume you dun patronise prostitutes?
or you just luv them all? 
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hahahahaa!!Originally posted by the.raven:dont zip up your pants when your penis havent put back yet. -
put ur penis in the correct position in ur underwear... up or down?
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When I go to work its UP ... after a few discussions with my SheBoss From Hell it DOWN...it work same same as the spin cycle on the washing machineOriginally posted by HEE_HAH:put ur penis in the correct position in ur underwear... up or down?
... oh by the way....
Never wear white underwear..the maid/wife/girlfriend from hell will notice any leftover emmission stains and lipstick smears (from the failed blowjob in the coffe shop/toilet/cinema/internet cafe....wear Black underwear all the time and if possible, keep a spare pair in the car/laptop case/school bag/ desk/letterbox....
Cheers and Happy Erections! -
does my signature count?
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Laughter is the best medicine. If its funny, go catch it and laugh well!
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Sure it Does!
Giving someone all your love is never an
assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in
return; just wait for it to grow in their heart but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours -L0NeLYKiD
problem is......slight problem only...Mine (not love) always Grows and Grows and nothing happens....thereafter it kind of dies...and dies... -
Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:dont fark SUBspecies ugly as.s girlfriend who coudnt find a better monkey than him in the farkin idoit village the ineducated monkey as.s m.farker comes from X2
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