Don't You Just Love Tampons
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They are so cool when compared to pads
with the cute little string hanging out
ohhh heaven, the mere act of pulling them out before sex is sooo sexy
so much batter than pad hell
easier to flush too...
right girls?
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U better prepare some ready..Ppl will come to punch ur nose until it bleeds.
Then u can use it....enjoy putting it in and pulling it out of ur nose. -
haha well said!...Originally posted by alien queen:U better prepare some ready..Ppl will come to punch ur nose until it bleeds.
Then u can use it....enjoy putting it in and pulling it out of ur nose.
perhaps LeftBallbigger ears also bleed, then can stuck another tampon into his ears.. -
owww.. what a fetich. lolz
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Originally posted by alien queen:U better prepare some ready..Ppl will come to punch ur nose until it bleeds.
Then u can use it....enjoy putting it in and pulling it out of ur nose.
will they let me on the mrt with 2 tampons sticking out of my nose?
guess so right? quite good...can use the strings to floss my teeth after lunch..
enjoy putting it in and pulling it out of ur nose< nose job? wah !! u kinky alien u!
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can pass to leftballbigger to use as "tea bag"
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ok can..thanks..Originally posted by FireIce:can pass to leftballbigger to use as "tea bag"
me put over eyes after happy hours with alienqueen..
tomorrow go work look fresh ..apply advance...go batam..
tampons actually quite good for cleaning the gook from the neck of the ketchup bottle...really...alamak u try la -
omg.............only u think of these kind of stuff....
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croco sees competition... go find Poter's book liao to check on 5 forces of competition....
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that is wrong man...Originally posted by FireIce:can pass to leftballbigger to use as "tea bag" -
"where did all the water go to??"
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U siao liao.....Soon U find your right ball got squeezed until same size, can rename LeftRightBallSameSize.
Read an actual report that in the early stage of tampon introduction, one compan y in US claimed to produce super absorbent material. Suddenly few months after intro, many young ladies died without obvious reason. This is due to TOXIC SYNDROME in the blood. -
can use when u got stomachahe but cannot find toilet
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*thumbs up* thats a great idea,i likeOriginally posted by thoreldan:can use when u got stomachahe but cannot find toilet -
alien gueen is going to teach the guys in bar to be a better man rather den anyhow post....Originally posted by alien queen:U better prepare some ready..Ppl will come to punch ur nose until it bleeds.
Then u can use it....enjoy putting it in and pulling it out of ur nose. -
hummm....very useful item...
can use for noise bleed
emergency cannot find toilet (front or back)
ear plugs
replacement for those quiting smoking.. .
TEA BAGS...... -
Originally posted by beavan:"where did all the water go to??"
huh? what water?
it went under the bridge?
it flowed between her globes of pleasure?
it was soaked up by the super anti-toxic tampon with easy glide applicator?
me thinks toxic syndrome is a good handle/net name ...don't you?
next time got flu and your nose running, stick a couple of tampons up your nose, problem solved and save money on the 100 sheets of tissue....ok ok another use for the girls, spacer for when u doing your nails...huh huh? good idea right? -
can use to masterbate
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How? You shove it into ur pee-hole, masturbate, ejectculate, absorb the sperm then pull out of ur pee-hole?Originally posted by Nelstaer:can use to masterbate -
Zzzzz
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Originally posted by alien queen:How? You shove it into ur pee-hole, masturbate, ejectculate, absorb the sperm then pull out of ur pee-hole?
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Originally posted by Nelstaer:can use to masterbate Nelstaer is a Shirley?
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HahahaOriginally posted by alien queen:U better prepare some ready..Ppl will come to punch ur nose until it bleeds.
Then u can use it....enjoy putting it in and pulling it out of ur nose. -
k.....
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Originally posted by alien queen:How? You shove it into ur pee-hole, masturbate, ejectculate, absorb the sperm then pull out of ur pee-hole?
