Pervert in Office
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in our office have this perverted co-worker ... who likes to peep under our skirts ...
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revenge!
peep into his pants~~~~~~~ -
i would like to work at ur office.......Originally posted by FireIce:revenge!
peep into his pants~~~~~~~
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Originally posted by FireIce:revenge!
peep into his pants~~~~~~~
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sickening guy!! if at least he is cute still feel flattered but this guy fat and nerdy ...
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threaten to poke poke his eyes if u caught him peeping.... hee~
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Every office got one like dat one lah...worst arsehole is the one who came with a mirror in his pocket....
I gonna standby tampons to stuff up his nose when I punch his nose... -
eh cute guy got privilege ?Originally posted by Sassy _Gal:sickening guy!! if at least he is cute still feel flattered but this guy fat and nerdy ...
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and the excuses he used to peep oso damn lame ... pretend to drop things in front of our desk ...
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next time he drop u act blur like accidentally kicked it away lor... b4 he bend down to pick it la...
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we even suspected he went thru our drawers during lunch and took our spare pads we left inside .... as we found our pads keep disappearing ...Originally posted by alien queen:Every office got one like dat one lah...worst arsehole is the one who came with a mirror in his pocket....
I gonna standby tampons to stuff up his nose when I punch his nose... -
you promise? :::wink::: :::wink:::Originally posted by alien queen:Every office got one like dat one lah...worst arsehole is the one who came with a mirror in his pocket....
I gonna standby tampons to stuff up his nose when I punch his nose... -
Pervert cum Thief ah??Originally posted by Sassy _Gal:we even suspected he went thru our drawers during lunch and took our spare pads we left inside .... as we found our pads keep disappearing ...
Use the most primative method we learn since school days to prevent theft...write ur name on ur things.... -
pads are good for pcc....really..all my friens take the pads they have in the loo on flights...handy wipes...and soft too....(keep them in the fridge. they make good eye pads...). but tampons still better la...i use them all the time.(!)...(for nose bleeds when the alien from hell sees me).....use tampons,he steal wat can he do but stick them up his a.ss....warning...warning..boys..use lube.....Originally posted by Sassy _Gal:we even suspected he went thru our drawers during lunch and took our spare pads we left inside .... as we found our pads keep disappearing ... -
thats sick just like the guy who wear pantiesOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:pads are good for pcc....really..all my friens take the pads they have in the loo on flights...handy wipes...and soft too....(keep them in the fridge. they make good eye pads...). but tampons still better la...i use them all the time.(!)...(for nose bleeds when the alien from hell sees me).....use tampons,he steal wat can he do but stick them up his a.ss....warning...warning..boys..use lube..... -
we try our best to meet the stringent ISO standards...........
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would it make you feel better if i peeped under your skirt while you were outside your office?
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He 'pretend' to drop things then one of you also 'pretend' to step on his fingers or pour coffee on him. Even better if you're wearing high heals.Originally posted by Sassy _Gal:and the excuses he used to peep oso damn lame ... pretend to drop things in front of our desk ... -
Sicko...how come got guys do such cheapskate stuffs one..lucky my office dun have if not i will kick him out from the windows to avenge my female colleagues here...
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Do the following to avoid perverts in office:
Wear pants, or long skirt.
Cover your top when bending down.
Always keep your legs together when sitting down...
Avoid wearing blouse or tops that will be too short when u bend over or squat down.
Always stay in circles with girls. -
developing nelstar's special theory of relative zaogeng:
the correct formulation to apply are:
#1. wear a chardor, preferably full body with face mask. only allow slit opening for eyes.
#2. dont wear makeup. lipstick should be discouraged.
#3. buy primary school type shorts to wear. never wear panties or g-strings
#4. make sure your face is full of zits. dont use lotions or conditioners. make yourself as unattractive as possible.
#5. always wear a bra one size smaller than what you need. never accentuate your b.reast size.
#6. if possible, snack at your workplace. put on weight. you should be 20kg more than your ideal weight. being fat & repulsive is the ideal way of distancing yourself from potential zaogeng spotters...
#7. consign perfumes, scents & fresh mints to the dustbin. never have showers before going to office. always give off a whiff of eau-de-trash. guys won't come within 10 metres of u, so they will need binoculars to even spot your bra strap. -
cute --> feel flatteredOriginally posted by Sassy _Gal:sickening guy!! if at least he is cute still feel flattered but this guy fat and nerdy ...
fat and nerdy --> ...
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so if he was really really cute you would spread your legs n welcome him in? think you better stop postg bout this b4 sassy becums bimbotic...Originally posted by Sassy _Gal:sickening guy!! if at least he is cute still feel flattered but this guy fat and nerdy ... -
You mean u are not opposed to peeping as long they are cute?Originally posted by Sassy _Gal:sickening guy!! if at least he is cute still feel flattered but this guy fat and nerdy ...
To me, cute or not, a peeping tom is sickening.
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tell boss fire himOriginally posted by Sassy _Gal:in our office have this perverted co-worker ... who likes to peep under our skirts ...