Left's World Famous Forum Insults & Responses
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Insult: Fcuk you.
Response: No, fcuk you, it's cheaper
Insult: Please talk to me so that creep over there will leave me alone.
Response: I just said that to someone about you
Insult: My country is so much better than your 'fine' city
Response: To live in your country permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother
They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society.
You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed. (brutal) -
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Insult: You really suxs
Response: Frankly, if you suxs anymore you would inhale your own dick
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Insult: Youre a bas.tard
Response: By the way, how did you survive the abortion?
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A Slice of Cybersex
BritchNurse: Hi, are you a real Fireman?
RedFireman: I'm as real as Pamela Andersons boobs. Are you a real nurse?
BritchNurse: sure I am
RedFireman: lol
BritchNurse: want to caress your d|ick?
RedFireman: Go away, you wretched woman. I don't cyber; that's for sad losers with large boils on their bums.
BritchNurse: I'm sweating, let me just loosen my blouse a little...that's better
BritchNurse: it's really hot, let me just pop these melons out for some cool air
RedFireman: I bet they're smelly...sort of like toasted cheese?
BritchNurse: do you like woman smells?
RedFireman: Stop that!
BritchNurse: whoops, my panties just slipped around my ankles
RedFireman
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RedFireman: Are your panties dirty?
BritchNurse: do you want them to be?
RedFireman: Yes.
RedFireman: *groans*
BritchNurse: you aren't too good at this cybering thing, are you!
RedFireman: How dare you! I'm brilliant at everything I do. You wretched female!
BritchNurse logs off
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Famous Insult
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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These are specially reserved for when I next see that farkin idiot subspecies ;
Ants could use your dick as dental floss.
Is that your dick or have you jammed your finger up your ass?
If you want to know how big my dick is, why don't you send your sister over with a tape measure? -
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looks to me like someone's trying to up his number of posts by spamming
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oh please... u think i give a darn about how many posts i have?Originally posted by chihuahua:looks to me like someone's trying to up his number of posts by spamming
fact that u can think that way shows its impt to u? oh cmon ..get a life -
*look at d beaUtifuL liFe in her handbag..*Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:oh please... u think i give a darn about how many posts i have?
fact that u can think that way shows its impt to u? oh cmon ..get a life
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