Muthu Goes to The Sex Show
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My subsonic friend was horny yesterday from reading the hole that flows thread and went to the Madame Xero's sex show at the corner. It was directed to a wall with holes and told to stand there and watch the stroker vision they had playing on the monitors. As instructed Muthu watched and found itself getting excited.
Muthu whipped out its vagdick tool and poked it into one of the holes in the wall and felt an immediate warm squezeeing sensation that it tells me had its heels warm with pleasure.
Little did my friend from planet crotchless who is neither woman nor man know that behind that wall was her b|itchiness from the Nipp|edom of Mensusism ..she squeezed and ssqueezed and Muthu's vagballs started constricting and shrunk.
This enabled the evil B|itchiness to tug Muthu into the wall and pretty soon Muthu was almost all in the hole
Its a good thing I gave it a handphone and it promptly speed dialled me and yelled for me to save it .. I rushed over, it was close but the power of Left overwelmed the b|itchiness from the Nipp|edom of Mensusism
Beware the wall, for the b|itchiness from the Nipp|edom of Mensusism
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LeftBallBigger...
your posts are more complicated than those ancient greek writings of socrates and hippocrates.. and more meaningless than what you hear when you walk down the inmates' cells in WoodBridge.
maybe you should change your name to LeftBrainSmaller -
Anyone get the meaning of this post?!?!? -
Not me. May be LeftBallBigger can explain further with layman words.
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y i dun understand 1 ?
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dis iz da classic example of the effect of having the left bigger than the right for too long a time...
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This Muthu lives in Hougang Street 91 area
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THis post should be left to rot...maybe it canbe deleted? MEaningless...thats the meaning of the post.Originally posted by deathscythe99:
Anyone get the meaning of this post?!?!? -
he means he is a ahgua
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go read the 'Hole leaks water when horny' thread, it should suit your extremely high IQ betterOriginally posted by Quinsy:THis post should be left to rot...maybe it canbe deleted? MEaningless...thats the meaning of the post. -
Be Glad To!Originally posted by PatrickLTH:
Not me. May be LeftBallBigger can explain further with layman words.
LOL
(Oh by the way they called VanGogh mad too when he was alive)
This fantasy post tells the story of my alien friend muthu. Muthu is half girl half boy and that is why his sex 'tool' is called a vagd|ck (vag|na + d|ck)
The main characters (all aliens) are :
My friend Muthu
The Queen of the planet Mensusism ( The Nipp|edom = The Kingdon/'Queendom')
Muthu read the sgforum thread about the hole that leaks water when horny and felt horny. He went to the sex shop and watched dirty videos. Some sex shops (overseas) have a hole in the wall where you put you didi in and the girl behind the wall pcc it.
So on watching the dirty videos Muthu got erect and put his sextool into the hole. The woman behind the wall (The Queen of Mensus) was too strong and pulled him through the wall.
Muthu called me and I went to save him.
The motto (Beware the wall....) is never put your didi into holes when you never know what you going to get.
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Oei LeftBallBigger, did told you to take care of Muthu ah.
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Tell Muthu to go back to where he came from la...
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WTF...
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he shd jus stick to making fish head curry
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Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:
Haha. Very interesting. Now can compare classic with modern version.
Be Glad To!
(Oh by the way they called VanGogh mad too when he was alive)
This fantasy post tells the story of my alien friend muthu. Muthu is half girl half boy and that is why his sex 'tool' is called a vagd|ck (vag|na + d|ck)
The main characters (all aliens) are :
My friend Muthu
The Queen of the planet [b]Mensusism ( The Nipp|edom = The Kingdon/'Queendom')
Muthu read the sgforum thread about the hole that leaks water when horny and felt horny. He went to the sex shop and watched dirty videos. Some sex shops (overseas) have a hole in the wall where you put you didi in and the girl behind the wall pcc it.
So on watching the dirty videos Muthu got erect and put his sextool into the hole. The woman behind the wall (The Queen of Mensus) was too strong and pulled him through the wall.
Muthu called me and I went to save him.
The motto (Beware the wall....) is never put your didi into holes when you never know what you going to get. [/b] -
Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:Oei LeftBallBigger, did told you to take care of Muthu ah. His Fav Team is Liverpool Too! Liverpool Women that is