Phone sex

• watdoido

  4 Oct 04, 16:55

  What do u say when having phone sex... can someone pls give me a long essay pls.... thx... (guy speaking here)
• FireIce

  4 Oct 04, 16:58

  guy yelling into fone: fark u~!
  ger yell back: fark u too!!!!!!
• Quinsy

  4 Oct 04, 17:07

  LOL!...
  Describe alot of detail and give alot of sound...
• sleepless_jun

  4 Oct 04, 17:15

  Hello..... If you are looking for porn pls go to the appropriate sites.
• hiddengal

  4 Oct 04, 17:18

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  guy yelling into fone: fark u~!
  ger yell back: fark u too!!!!!!

  
  
  
• watdoido

  4 Oct 04, 17:18

  tell u i am not liao... if i wnt i will go look liao still ask for wat... juz need tips on wat kind of things to say mah
• blowfish

  4 Oct 04, 17:21

  Originally posted by watdoido:

  tell u i am not liao... if i wnt i will go look liao still ask for wat... juz need tips on wat kind of things to say mah

  why u wan to had sex with phone!!
• sleepless_jun

  4 Oct 04, 17:27

  Go geylang and practise talking to the working girls(not all the girls) over there or go to sammyboy forum(for perverts' advice)
• FireIce

  4 Oct 04, 17:44

  u mean if we post the script u are going to read line by line over the fone?
  u think u having oral exam ah? (no pun intended)
• watdoido

  4 Oct 04, 17:54

  No lah of cuz not... think i crazy ah... cuz my gf think its like quite interesting but i kinda shy mah... so dunno wat to say to turn her on that kinda of thing... so ask more exp pple like u lor
• FireIce

  4 Oct 04, 17:55

  
• sleepless_jun

  4 Oct 04, 18:03

  Originally posted by watdoido:

  No lah of cuz not... think i crazy ah... cuz my gf think its like quite interesting but i kinda shy mah... so dunno wat to say to turn her on that kinda of thing... so ask more exp pple like u lor

  Dont waste your time lah just go over to her place and make sure you please her.
• watdoido

  4 Oct 04, 18:58

  Hello!! tis is a teenager speaking here?! Wat go over and please her... we overage liao.. yes but got swear to god cannot any how touch... so ya... can only use talk... now u noe why i so gan kor...
• sleepless_jun

  4 Oct 04, 19:08

  Relax! Dont know you virgin mah! Better not talk also wait cannot control. Just tell her you fantasy and ask her to make noises.
• FireIce

  4 Oct 04, 19:10

  mentally oredi breaking the rule..................
• sleepless_jun

  4 Oct 04, 19:29

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  mentally oredi breaking the rule..................

  Not monk lah! Dont have to be so strict right?
• watdoido

  4 Oct 04, 19:51

  Precisely cuz mentally already breaking rule juz why i everytime advoid when she ask me go staircase with her... den she will pissed off... muz take time to cool her down...hiaz... but at least can agree to phone sex lor... problem is tat i dunno how to do it... help help leh
• sleepless_jun

  4 Oct 04, 20:03

  She sound horny leh! Seldom girl want guy can control. Man you are rare.
• CyanSupra

  4 Oct 04, 20:37

  
• Clement86

  4 Oct 04, 20:57

  ask la, what bra and panties you wearing today (DETAILLY)
  Put your hand there and here
  press here and there...
  Then suddenly "Du.........."
  Then you also halfway erect, then you put down the phone, then the phone suddenly ring, you shock and surprise that you stand up and hit the table!
  Oh.. Jia Lat lo...
  That time go to see female doctors to examine your purple colour bird bird!
  keke..
  
• beavan

  4 Oct 04, 21:21

  oh u swore to GOD that u wldn't have sex before marriage ar?
• watdoido

  4 Oct 04, 21:24

  Not only that... Something like ask for help to control touching of private parts... ya i don wnt petting cuz may lead to e real thing... ya so the most i willing to go is hug or kiss tat kind... but sometimes v hard to control den both parties leave both not satisfied... hiaz
• watdoido

  4 Oct 04, 21:26

  juz now she called me again... den again wnt me to tell her tat kind of stories... den again i so shy... now she quite pissed with me again... hiaz... dunno wat to say mah... my sexual imagination not as good as other guys mah.. hiaz... am i rare or am i weird...
• sleepless_jun

  4 Oct 04, 21:55

  Originally posted by watdoido:

  juz now she called me again... den again wnt me to tell her tat kind of stories... den again i so shy... now she quite pissed with me again... hiaz... dunno wat to say mah... my sexual imagination not as good as other guys mah.. hiaz... am i rare or am i weird...

  Damn... ask her to join those adult live chat thing. can earn a living somemore
• MeoW_MeoW

  4 Oct 04, 22:41

  Originally posted by watdoido:

  juz now she called me again... den again wnt me to tell her tat kind of stories... den again i so shy... now she quite pissed with me again... hiaz... dunno wat to say mah... my sexual imagination not as good as other guys mah.. hiaz... am i rare or am i weird...

  since we are taught to make use of whatever resources we have, and porno is very available on the net.... suggest you watch some prono movie and write down what the guy does to the gal, from kiss to lick to poke... later tell you gf step by step what you will do to her, just like in the prono movie... hope tat helps!